The Home Crew
Nathaniel “Nate” Ashborne
Already stuck in a shitty job with no future to speak of at 21, Nate lacks direction and perceives bullshit and authority encroaching all around him. None of it could possibly be his own fault!
Rose Crowley
An astute neighborhood girl with an open attitude about sex.
Steve Adams
Nate’s roommate and best friend, in spite of his well-known bastarditude.
Derek Wilkins
Nate’s other roommate. Don’t expect too much from him.
Aiyana “Aya” Walsh
Rose’s best friend and occasional unwitting partner in crime.
Beth Crowley
Rose’s alcoholic mother.
Nina Crowley
Rose’s trashy sister.
Trevor Walsh
Aya’s adoptive brother. Kind of a dickweed.
The Work Crew
Tracy Winters
Food Baron’s Customer Service Manager, Nate’s immediate supervisor, and a thorn in his side.
Jimi Felder
Frozen Food Manager and target of Nina Crowley’s affections. He is also the Batman of commenting on Nate’s love life.
Miranda Reyes
A Deli Clerk who is friendly with Nate.
Arne Torran
Food Baron’s Assistant Manager and A-Hole-in-Chief.
L’estat “Les” Tepes
A vampire wannabe who joined Food Baron when he heard there was an opening in the “Flesh Department.”
Purvous Foster
A bagger who will buy your girlfriend for three dollars.
Bill Schneider
Store Manager of the Food Baron and master of the art of delegation.
