The Home Crew
Nathaniel “Nate” Ashborne
Already stuck in a shitty job with no future to speak of at 21, Nate lacks direction and perceives bullshit and authority encroaching all around him. None of it could possibly be his own fault!
An astute neighborhood girl with an open attitude about sex.
Nate’s roommate and best friend, in spite of his well-known bastarditude.
Nate’s other roommate. Don’t expect too much from him.
Aiyana “Aya” Walsh
Rose’s best friend and occasional unwitting partner in crime.
Rose’s alcoholic mother.
Rose’s trashy sister.
Aya’s adoptive brother. Kind of a dickweed.
The Work Crew
Food Baron’s Customer Service Manager, Nate’s immediate supervisor, and a thorn in his side.
Frozen Food Manager and target of Nina Crowley’s affections. He is also the Batman of commenting on Nate’s love life.
A Deli Clerk who is friendly with Nate.
Food Baron’s Assistant Manager and A-Hole-in-Chief.
L’estat “Les” Tepes
A vampire wannabe who joined Food Baron when he heard there was an opening in the “Flesh Department.”
A bagger who will buy your girlfriend for three dollars.
Store Manager of the Food Baron and master of the art of delegation.