I probably shouldn't take lines from people I know in real life when they sound this absurd, but yes, my friend Jack actually claims to have done this to somebody.

8 thoughts on “Follicles

  1. Hey, you’ve gotta admire a man who comes right out and admits that he’s a dickhead. 🙂

  2. Better to deal with the dick you know, than a cock you don’t know. Basic hooker rule.

  3. Technically…

    …isn’t calling him a “dickhead” a step up for him? Because he’s a little lower…okay, I’ll stop now.

  4. Allen the not-so-wise

    But wait!
    Since the dick head used an inferiors comb on or near his sex organ, that would be sexual harassment in the workplace.
    I smell lawsuit money!

    And wouldn’t that make the dick head Gay?

  5. *sigh* Why do guys do stuff like this to each other?

    Girls don’t. We just pretend to be your friend and then destry your self esteem and put you in ther- wait, wasn’t this supposed to be the BETTER example?



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