I probably shouldn't take lines from people I know in real life when they sound this absurd, but yes, my friend Jack actually claims to have done this to somebody.
EEW!
But wait!
Since the dick head used an inferiors comb on or near his sex organ, that would be sexual harassment in the workplace.
I smell lawsuit money!
*sigh* Why do guys do stuff like this to each other?
Girls don’t. We just pretend to be your friend and then destry your self esteem and put you in ther- wait, wasn’t this supposed to be the BETTER example?
8 thoughts on “Follicles”
chumash99
Hey, you’ve gotta admire a man who comes right out and admits that he’s a dickhead. 🙂
Ranger67
Better to deal with the dick you know, than a cock you don’t know. Basic hooker rule.
BMeph
Technically…
…isn’t calling him a “dickhead” a step up for him? Because he’s a little lower…okay, I’ll stop now.
Allen the not-so-wise
EEW!
But wait!
Since the dick head used an inferiors comb on or near his sex organ, that would be sexual harassment in the workplace.
I smell lawsuit money!
And wouldn’t that make the dick head Gay?
Elkian
*sigh* Why do guys do stuff like this to each other?
Girls don’t. We just pretend to be your friend and then destry your self esteem and put you in ther- wait, wasn’t this supposed to be the BETTER example?
…Crap.
BALLS TO YOU!
SUCKS TO BE YOU!
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