Consolation (NSFW-ish)

Ruthless and efficient.

47 thoughts on “Consolation (NSFW-ish)

  1. Hmm, will he hit that since no one else at the party seems to be getting any?

    1. Of course, she’s Stifler’s mom

      1. Stiffler’s mom had class.

        Rose/Nina’s mom is dime store ass.

        1. The Unknown One

          I think Steve’s Bastarditure should balance that out.

  2. Oh, the thoughts going through his head

  3. Interesting. I read this while Enigma’s “Sadeness” is playing.

  4. Well, Steve did express an interest in her before. Guess he’s getting his wish. πŸ˜›

  5. The question now is does the “Bro Code” extend to your girlfriends mom?

    1. Hell no! That’s definitely an all-systems go.

      1. Hell yes! Houston!! that’s a “big” go!

        1. Hey the term “MILF” comes to mind….

  6. Well now we know where Rose gets it from…

  7. ‘The question now is does the β€œBro Code” extend to your girlfriends mom?’

    I wouldn’t see why. I mean the only one that counts here is ‘Mutts before Sluts’, which means your dog is your best friend. ^^

  8. Go for it, dood! She’s a grade-S MILF, and there’s nothing in the Bro Code or the Man Code that says you can’t bang the mom of your friend’s girlfriend. Just make sure to use protection.

  9. I read the second panel after I saw “NFSW-ish” and my childish self went ‘Nipples! Heh heh.. not so bad.’ then I read the last panel. WHOOO!

  10. Val Kilmer Batman

    His face in the last panel: “How did she unbutton my pants so fast?”

    1. Like I said, ruthless and efficient!

  11. Hit the MILF in the name of all things holy some one hit the drunk ass MILF before i lose all respect.

  12. Zomg i totally saw this coming, and i say Steve will not hit it due to shock lol

  13. If he doesn’t hit that, I’ll be disappointed. Not really a moral dillema other than her being perma-drunk.

  14. Technically The Bro Code isn’t even applicable as Rose is not his girlfriend yet, therefore all bets are off. Now, should our Hero decide to indeed tap that ass…then Steve might have an issue should Rose’s Mom decide to continue their game of Hide the Salami

  15. I remember when that happened. But no one was drunk ><

    1. She’s recovered a little from earlier, so this is pretty much her normal buzzed state.

      But yeah, I’m sure you’ll find aspects of this particular encounter hit close to home. πŸ™‚

  16. Ahhhh, another comic that makes chuckle in the morning.

    Excellent work.

  17. I’d hit it.

    1. With a 10-foot pole, maybe.
      . . . No pun intended.

  18. She’s gonna take him down, take him down to COUGAR TOWN

  19. πŸ˜€ She’s not shy, is she?

  20. Yep, you can check back a couple of strips, and I called this one. And no, it doesn’t violate the Bro Code. It has to be the mom of a male friend to count. And that is excused if you’re her birthday gift….long story. Don’t ask.

    1. Let me guess, you know from experience?

  21. Funny, she has a cross on her neck. Is that just to give guys a excuse to stare at her (nice) tits?

    1. It’s the Holy Trinity.

      1. … I’m going bach to church

      2. I then shall place my D*ck betwixed those tits and claim holy sanctuary.

        1. and in the power, we say, Amen.

        2. YOu’ve both won the internet.

  22. not sure if id hit it but she could certainly give me head and i would feel no guilt

  23. roflmfao! His face in the last panel is all like “Whoa, there’s a hand on my cock and it’s not mine… how did that happen?” And considering the way she acts normally I doubt the outcome would have been any different if she were completely sober, so he aught to just go for it. But he better use protection or dollars to doughnuts he’ll be sorry.

  24. Even if he’s too stunned to do anything, I think she has things firmly in hand (heh), and as it doesn’t sound like she’s trying to shoot pool with a rope, she shouldn’t have any problems.

    1. That’s a great phrase. I will endeavor to use it in the future.

  25. Why do I zero in on the Coke Zero looking more like Pepsi?

    1. It’s not Coke Zero… It’s COLA. Probably Food Baron generic brand.

  26. wow she’s quick!

  27. *head exploded!*

  28. Quoth the Raven: OH LAWDY!

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