It’s Complicated

Kind of invalidates his whole "your mom" comment, doesn't it?

39 thoughts on “It’s Complicated

  1. I am really REALLY liking this guy!!! They might not be enjoying it, but I know I am. Nothing beats some good inn-your-endo 🙂

  2. ~and lo’ Nick doth give us a new character…and he was an asshole…and thus the universe corrects itself…and it is good.~

    =p padding out till Rose conflict 2.0 hits, set your watches people >=o

  3. So, does that still make it incest? According to the bible, yes, but who reads that thing?

    Me, apparently.

    1. Wait… you mean to say the bible doesn’t support incest? Someone might want to tell Lot and his daughters the next time they decide to start drinking….

      1. well, if lot wasn’t enough, think of all the incest that had to occur in order for Adam and Eve to populate the world from Genesis to the Flood.
        On top of that you also have to take into account that Noah’s family repopulated the earth a second time after the flood. And now we have 6.5 billion inbred hicks (yes, I know that includes all humanity … including me by extension as well as you), granted some are just more inbred than others

        1. Actually, in Genesis Cain quite clearly says that he fears other people will kill him when he’s thrown out of Eden, meaning there was a wider gene pool than you think. (With Noah, you you’re right, but it’s not as narrow a bottleneck.)

          You don’t need to be a creationist to realise that we’re all related if you go back far enough…

  4. Well, my little brother and I make ‘your mom’ jokes to eachother all the time. My sister too. It’s not that we mean it, it’s just a sibling thing.

    1. Same with my brothers. Your Mom is greater than the biological specificity it might imply.

      1. Your MOM might imply.

        Heh, she said “ass”.

        1. Hey! Stop talking about me like I’m not here!

        2. Dude, nick, your mom is hot… im really digging that amorphous white thing surrounded by gray she’s got going on, I think we have allot in common… can I get the go ahead man? come ohhhhhhhhhn! hook a bro up.

        3. Sorry nick’s moooooom
          We idn’t mean it really *looks down at feet ashamed

  5. Val Kilmer Batman

    I had to re-read the strip to find the “cum”. In fact, I had to re-read it twice,

    I think that something is wrong with me.

    1. I wonder if it says anything about the new character (Until he’s named, I shall refer to him as Dickweed) that the only thing he got from their discussion was the word cum.

      And I re-read the comic three times until I spotted the word.

      1. His name’s Trevor. (Aya’s dialog, second panel.)

        1. Dickweed the Elder

          What’s wrong with the name Dickweed? It’s a family tradition! I come from a long line of dickweeds! Take it from one who knows, Young Trevor is Dickweed material if ever I saw one

        2. Dickweed material?

          No, he isn’t. But he is one of the bright young things they do so cherish over at Untied Arseholes …

        3. Dickweed the Elder

          Ah yes, a fine and worthy endeavor indeed. I work most closely with the U of A, and mighty gay time we have.

  6. Where oh where is Purvous when he’s needed? He’d get rid of that kid real fast.

    1. or they would become best friends… until purvous rapes him…

      1. I heard that guy pervous stuck a road flare up your bung hole

        1. I heard he raped a giraffe with his trousers on!

        2. I heard he raped a giraffe with his trousers on and without protection!

        3. Val Kilmer Batman

          How’d he manage to get his trousers on a giraffe?!

        4. COZ HE’S PURVOUS!!!

  7. I still want to punch this guy in the face.

    1. Trust me man, he’s not worth the effort. 😉

      Though if someone were to put some soda in his ear via a straw delivery system…

      1. A. wouldn’t that be more effort.
        B. i would spend a week training ants to work a acid squirter make them squirt a hole in his head and through the skull then give his brain to science. and guess what i bet he wouldn’t even notice XD

        1. More effort, bigger payoff.

          Also…kinda referencing a comment from yesterday.

  8. WHY ALL THE HATE ON THE NEW GUY HE’S AWESOME! you all know it he’s gunna be right up there with purvous your all just either being part of the crowd or your woman thinking he’s sexist!

    1. Would agree with you, if it wasn’t for the mom joke… Other than that, since I haven’t stooped low enough to try that hard since 3rd grade, he’s just like me lol. Smartass from hell XD

  9. I’m surprised no one has backhanded him yet.

    1. allow me to do the honors then -backhands him- i mean i like a good innuendo joke every now and then but damn this guy kills it

  10. I know a girl who laughs at the word cum

    1. No you don’t.

      1. Hey he should know what his mummy laughs at

        1. stfu and she can’t be my mom I am older than her

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