It’s Complicated
Posted on October 11, 2010 by Nick Wright

Kind of invalidates his whole "your mom" comment, doesn't it?

39 thoughts on “It’s Complicated”

  1. Geoff Appleby

    I am really REALLY liking this guy!!! They might not be enjoying it, but I know I am. Nothing beats some good inn-your-endo 🙂

  2. KevinK

    ~and lo’ Nick doth give us a new character…and he was an asshole…and thus the universe corrects itself…and it is good.~

    =p padding out till Rose conflict 2.0 hits, set your watches people >=o

  3. David Herbert

    So, does that still make it incest? According to the bible, yes, but who reads that thing?

    Me, apparently.

    1. QuietGiant

      Wait… you mean to say the bible doesn’t support incest? Someone might want to tell Lot and his daughters the next time they decide to start drinking….

      1. bob

        well, if lot wasn’t enough, think of all the incest that had to occur in order for Adam and Eve to populate the world from Genesis to the Flood.
        On top of that you also have to take into account that Noah’s family repopulated the earth a second time after the flood. And now we have 6.5 billion inbred hicks (yes, I know that includes all humanity … including me by extension as well as you), granted some are just more inbred than others

        1. Neil

          Actually, in Genesis Cain quite clearly says that he fears other people will kill him when he’s thrown out of Eden, meaning there was a wider gene pool than you think. (With Noah, you you’re right, but it’s not as narrow a bottleneck.)

          You don’t need to be a creationist to realise that we’re all related if you go back far enough…

  4. Airani

    Well, my little brother and I make ‘your mom’ jokes to eachother all the time. My sister too. It’s not that we mean it, it’s just a sibling thing.

    1. Nick

      Same with my brothers. Your Mom is greater than the biological specificity it might imply.

      1. TheBigJerk

        Your MOM might imply.

        Heh, she said “ass”.

        1. Nick's Mom

          Hey! Stop talking about me like I’m not here!

        2. Curator

          Dude, nick, your mom is hot… im really digging that amorphous white thing surrounded by gray she’s got going on, I think we have allot in common… can I get the go ahead man? come ohhhhhhhhhn! hook a bro up.

        3. the kingpin

          Sorry nick’s moooooom
          We idn’t mean it really *looks down at feet ashamed

  5. Val Kilmer Batman

    I had to re-read the strip to find the “cum”. In fact, I had to re-read it twice,

    I think that something is wrong with me.

    1. MrGBH

      I wonder if it says anything about the new character (Until he’s named, I shall refer to him as Dickweed) that the only thing he got from their discussion was the word cum.

      And I re-read the comic three times until I spotted the word.

      1. Nick

        His name’s Trevor. (Aya’s dialog, second panel.)

        1. Dickweed the Elder

          What’s wrong with the name Dickweed? It’s a family tradition! I come from a long line of dickweeds! Take it from one who knows, Young Trevor is Dickweed material if ever I saw one

        2. Pompous Ass

          Dickweed material?

          No, he isn’t. But he is one of the bright young things they do so cherish over at Untied Arseholes …

        3. Dickweed the Elder

          Ah yes, a fine and worthy endeavor indeed. I work most closely with the U of A, and mighty gay time we have.

    2. The kingpin

      Cir-CUM-stances

      1. Nick Wright

        Giggity.

  6. Abd Al-Azrad

    Where oh where is Purvous when he’s needed? He’d get rid of that kid real fast.

    1. Curator

      or they would become best friends… until purvous rapes him…

      1. G@tor

        I heard that guy pervous stuck a road flare up your bung hole

        1. the kingpin

          I heard he raped a giraffe with his trousers on!

        2. the kingpin

          I heard he raped a giraffe with his trousers on and without protection!

        3. Val Kilmer Batman

          How’d he manage to get his trousers on a giraffe?!

        4. the kingpin

          COZ HE’S PURVOUS!!!

  7. Eric

    I still want to punch this guy in the face.

    1. Tssha

      Trust me man, he’s not worth the effort. 😉

      Though if someone were to put some soda in his ear via a straw delivery system…

      1. the kingpin

        A. wouldn’t that be more effort.
        B. i would spend a week training ants to work a acid squirter make them squirt a hole in his head and through the skull then give his brain to science. and guess what i bet he wouldn’t even notice XD

        1. Tssha

          More effort, bigger payoff.

          Also…kinda referencing a comment from yesterday.

  8. The kingpin

    WHY ALL THE HATE ON THE NEW GUY HE’S AWESOME! you all know it he’s gunna be right up there with purvous your all just either being part of the crowd or your woman thinking he’s sexist!

    1. John

      Would agree with you, if it wasn’t for the mom joke… Other than that, since I haven’t stooped low enough to try that hard since 3rd grade, he’s just like me lol. Smartass from hell XD

  9. Chaos

    I’m surprised no one has backhanded him yet.

    1. Stephen

      allow me to do the honors then -backhands him- i mean i like a good innuendo joke every now and then but damn this guy kills it

  10. Negai Boshi

    I know a girl who laughs at the word cum

    1. Jigga Yoshi

      No you don’t.

      1. george

        Hey he should know what his mummy laughs at

        1. Negai Boshi

          stfu and she can’t be my mom I am older than her

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