As I was writing this one, I came up with quite a few different ways to express this heinous violation of Jimi's workspace. As my Christmas gift to you, here are the rejected Jimi punchlines from today's comic:
"You left your nut butter on my butternut squash."
"That ice cream ISN'T supposed to be EXTRA CREAMY!"
"You left your caviar on my fish filets."
"Ironically, you left your load near the loaded baked potatoes."
"You left your tadpoles on my frog legs."
"I don't fucking sell CREAMED spinach, okay?"
"You left your royal jelly on the Freezer Queens."
"That shrimp is supposed to be BEER-battered, not NUT-battered."