Cleanse

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  1. Ah nuts, no NSFW view of Rose perched between Aya’s thighs….

    1. Wouldn’t we all like to see that? XD

      1. Looks like Nick has a story idea if he ever decides to make a few bucks off Slipshine.

      2. The Negro Guy says no.

  2. Awesome, first to comment. Anyway, exceptional work Nick. Got to say, out of every comic in the last decade, if not two decades, this comic is easily the best one I have ever read. Exceptional artwork (masterpiece really) awesome interaction between characters and it is obvious that you really are making fine art and doing your best.

    It is safe to say, Monday, Wednesday and Friday are the best day’s of the year. Truly a joy to read each comic, thanks for all your hard work. Seriously, excellent job, thank you for making Friday awesome, I really appreciate it.

    1. Not first, sorry bub c:

    2. If this is the best comic you’ve read in 10 or 20 years, I’d like to know what cave you’ve been living in. I agree it is pretty great(first comic I check on update days actually), but come on, to say it’s single-handedly #1 is really just unnecessary asskissing…

  3. Brooklyn, great idea. I bet if that were the “vote incentive” then the comic would get tons of votes on those top webcomic sites.

    1. If that were a donation incentive, Nick would make more money in two days than Jeph Jacques makes in a year.

      1. probably, yeah. QC’s got the more serious face, though still a good read. nick, you should totally link to it

        1. I like QC, but it doesn’t need my help. I support webcomics that are around my readership size or smaller.

  4. Hrm…Aya is kind of overreacting here, I think. Then again, maybe the thought of some HLA would be more palatable if the taint of her stepbrother weren’t still on Rose’s taint.

    1. I was actually just thinking that. I mean, I don’t like eating my brother’s gf out after they’ve just had sex, why would her best friend want to do it either?

      I mean…..I have no idea why Aya would ever turn that down….

      1. Your comment is made all the more perverse by the stern gaze of Professor Oak.

        1. I just reread that in Oak’s voice. I’m not sure that scar in my mind will ever heal, but I’m laughing, hard.

    2. Eh, I don’t think she is. Would you wear a robe another dude was naked in?

  5. This has been an awesome webcomic thus far. Only complaint being the fact that archive binging is a very short journey.

  6. Ok, yeah, that robe was burnable. Aya maybe shouldn’t have given it to Goodwill or whatever, because that thing was STEEPED in cooties.

    Commence the juvenile laughter.

    1. The Negro Guy says that any girl who wears that robe will get pregnant with retarded, mutated, and socially awkward bastard children. Ugh…

      1. WHy would Aya give the robe to goodwill!?!? That Jewish Dude thought that Aya was a good person!!! A good person would have burned that robe, or strapped it to an A-bomb, just as long as it is totally obliterated.

        -Khaos

  7. well, it is hard to wash soul stains out, burning is a 50/50 bet at best too.

    1. oh geez, i could just imagine some sex-crazed-burnt-robe ghost haunting Aya for the rest of her life…. she probably did too, which is why it went to goodwill. XD
      (although i do feel that would make for a great sitcom style comic)

      1. (Note to self; TAKE BACK the robe bought from Good Will!)

        1. The Negro Guy asks why you would want a robe covered in the dried sweat of Rose and The Douche Master? That shit is nightmare worthy, says the Negro Guy.

        2. Wait, never mind. Just got the joke.

  8. Bouts of “Have I mentioned I am heterosexual today?” rarely goes as intended. Cue orgasmic nightmares followed by questionable logic. Hilarity inevitable.

  9. The Negro Guy says if Roses robe was that bad, imagine a monks robe. The Negro Guy would hate to be the one to clean off the stains.

  10. Is it me or am I the first to express how much I love Rose’s reaction/facial expression in the last panel?

    1. The Negro Guy says it’s just you. (The Negro Guy hides the last panel)

  11. I guess there’ll be no Lebanese action today…

    1. The Negro Guy says not like you can’t just go and watch porn.

      1. He is very specific with his love of asians.

        1. You mean middle-easterners, unless Asia annexed Lebanon and told no one.

        2. The Lebanese Guy

          The Lebanese Guy wonders if you failed HS geography, since Lebanon is part of Asia.

  12. Yeah, no detergent gets awkward sex out.

    …Although if they ever manufacture one, I bet there’s a market.

    1. Garden-variety awkward sex wouldn’t have made the robe quite as skanky as it was made by an encounter with Douchemaster Zero. No, it’s more than skanky, it’s the rank stench of infinite failure and warped judgement intermingled in an unholy union stained forever upon the befouled fabric. A normal fire would not consume it, the flames would gag and retch before sputtering out.

  13. Umm guys? Where’s Aya’s hand in the first panel? Maybe we ain’t the only ones with that lovely mental picture in our heads 😛

    1. its around the base of the glass, on the table, because she was getting up.
      why where did you think it was?

    2. For that matter, what is she doing with the hand Behind her back? looks Like Aya likes it from both sides.

      1. really? can you guys get your brains outta your heads and into your skulls please? she is adjusting a wedgie while picking up the glass she was just drinking from, if you’ve ever seen a woman get up from a chair with just panties on you’d see the same exact thing. srsly. Trust me, i’m not usually the one to stop people from thinking that way but you guys are just ridiculous. XD

        1. My thought was actually more that she was covering herself for a newly desired sense of protection and modesty. Not a terribly unusual reaction when someone expresses interest and you suddenly feel bashful or downright uncomfortable about it.

        2. that could be true too.

        3. Heads, skulls, it’s near enough.

          And I was thinking it was modesty, too.

  14. OvO
    woot! i like it finally got my shirt yesterday and made my reading experience so much more awesomer! 😀 keep em’ cummin! ;3

    1. That’s pretty awesome! This is the first time someone’s actually had the shirt that was featured in the currently running comic. 🙂

  15. I’m a little disappointed in Aya. Not that she had to necessarily go along with Rose’s little fantasy if that isn’t her personal bent, but she doesn’t have to be so uptight about it. Maybe I lack the “ICK!” gene, but I’ve been propositioned by gay guys a few times, and I didn’t get all creeped out, just took it as a compliment and said thanks but no thanks. I thought Aya would be more open-minded.

    1. She did say thanks. Last comic.

      1. Right you are, and Aya gets +1 redemption in my book for that.

    2. One can be open minded and still be creeped out when thinking about it themselves. I mean, I totally respect people who dedicate their lives to the production of honey, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to put on one of those bee keeper suits and stroll onto a honey farm.

      …Yes, I’m scared of bees. I am not a manly man. I am not, however, afraid of throttling anyone who gives me shit about it. >:(

      1. Lord Omikron agrees, and is afraid of bees too, and will throttle people that give him shit about it

  16. I get the feeling that Aya is going to be thinking some decidedly un-heterosexual thoughts after she falls asleep. What would any hetero person dream about if a long time friend of the same gender said “I’ve thought about seducing you. Goodnight!” It’s like saying “Don’t think about elephants,” only in this case elephants means lesbian lovin’.

    Oh yeah, I just planted the idea of lesbian elephants in all of your subconsciouses. Today’s a good day.

    1. Cue dream sequence…

    2. Ha. My subconscious comes complete with noscript.

      Funny, but it seems like such a hollow victory…

    3. Lesbian elephants. hot.

  17. Who else doesn’t remember the robe Aya is talking about? Cause That Jewish Dude doesn’t.

    -TJD

    1. Never mind, THat Jewish Dude looked back through the archives and saw the robe that was mentioned. That being said, WHY WOULD AYA GIVE IT TO GOODWILL!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT ROBE IS EVIL!!!!! IT BECAME EVIL WHEN ROSE WORE IT AFTER *shudders* FUCKING THE MASTER OF THE FORGOTTEN FIST IF THE TAE-KWON-DOUCHE!!!!!

      -TJD

    2. Here’s the comic if anyone else shares TJD’s initial confusion.

      https://og.treadingground.com/?p=1040

  18. I am starting to believe the negro guy might be Percival

  19. Aya should count her blessings! This venture into HoYay has ended in a fairly tame fashion. Gary over at Menage a 3, however…

    http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110217.html

    …not so much. 🙂

  20. Hey, read through the entire thing in one sitting. Found it through menage a 3, and I’m loving it. when does it come out(I know I don’t pay attention, pity my sleep deprived laziness).

    1. Glad you like it!

      New comics every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

      1. I do enjoy it. now that I’m caught up on most of the older web comics I read(comp crashed for 6 months just got it fixed), I need to find something to look forward to. Any chance you know what web comic it is about the people that work in a toy store? that’s all I can remember.

        And besides giving money, any way I can show thanks(kid to support doesn’t give much leeway).

        1. That would be Shortpacked. And you might recognize one of the characters in one of those guest strips Willis ran…

          The best way to show support is by spreading the word, on Twitter, in person, or however you’d like. Thanks!

        2. Thank you very much. that’s the last one I needed to find. I’ll spread word on facebook, and word of mouth. Thanks again, take care and can’t wait to see where this goes(man…I feel like an ass-kisser, but I love the comic:P).

          Thank god for getting the net back.

  21. After seeing an and for this on Menage a 3, I am finally caught up with it.

    Definetly going to follow this to the end.

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