Heh, a guy trying to fix a girl. Don’t see that every day. I applaud you good sir. Let us all dedicate our time to transforming the whores of today into the respectable, but sexually open women of tomorrow.
Steve just turned 21. He was still unable to buy beer as of Rose’s 18th birthday.
Frrabian
Beth is only 15 years older. My Gods Steve! Get nasty with the MILF or I will!!!
Justme
He already has… and should definitely go for it again. Personally, I’ve been with a 45 year old when I was 25… and it was fantastic :3 I’d so do it again if I had the chance.
Awww, it’s a trailer trash version of My Fair Lady.
– “Now, remember to curl your pinkie round as you grip the handle, then raise and DOWN IN ONE! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! YEAAAAHHH!!
I wonder if Nina says “How kind of you to let me cum” when Jimi gets her off? >:=)>
As for Steve and Beth, that would be a trailer trash version of, er, The Didn’t Graduate (tag line: “This is Steve. He’s not a bit worried about his lack of a future”).
Steve: So old Nina Crowley got started in a Ford.
Beth: Yup. And I got started in a VW Camper. You?
Steve: Back of a jeep. We think. How about Rose?
Beth: Bed, in the apartment. But she’s still family.
Steve: Heh, well Nate got started in the back room of a Zippy Mart…
Beth: ‘Splains everything. Fuck some more?
I’m with Jimmy 110% on this one too, especially with pannel 3 going on? Milf material, anyone? Gotta admit, Steve is being a little off on this one, he should take Jimmy’s advice on this one and just roll with it, the guy is obviously a demi-god at these things.
It’s actually sort of interesting to see characters like Jimmy and Steve dealing with their “relationship” issues in a way more straightforward manner than Nate, especially since Nina and Beth are each way more of a handful than Rose. It’s just more evidence that Nate’s hang-ups are less about Rose and more about himself.
It’s a black guy thing. Not to be racist, but I literally have been around both black folks and white folks my entire life and we’re the only one’s who say that. It basically means, “No thanks, I’m fine.” Although, I did hear an asian use it… once…
72 thoughts on “Appraisal”
That Jewish Dude
FIRST!!!
That Jewish Dude
YEAH!!! Back on top!!
-TJD
That Jewish Dude
Now, What the fuck is up with Steve’s hair?
-TJD
Nick Wright
I felt he should get to take it out of that ponytail at least once before the comic was over.
ohmanTG
@Nick, epic foreshadowing?
RotSman
That sounds ominous…it’s not going to be over for a while yet, n’est-ce pas?
chumash99
FIRST! IN YOUR FACE, MUTHAFUCKAS!
FWATANG
LOL! soooooooooooooo not first. xD
chumash99
Shoot, not first. But yes, I’m looking at you, Steve. 😀
Weaksauce
As usual people look dumb as hell trying to be all important on one little page on a small site. You are retarded.
frrabian
Premature first. Awww….good for you.
Justme
They say it happens to all guys at some point in thier lives.
Weaksauce
That’s classy
chumash99
Thank you, I try. 😉 Love your name, BTW; it’s very popular over at TWOP.
FWATANG
Hold the phone! Rose’s sister couldn’t use a knife and fork??
Bill M.
Not at the same time…
Dr. wonderful
Naah. Call me when you teach her how to use a napkin properly and that her shirt dosen’t need to be used to blow her nose or wipe her face…
David Herbert
Why is it when I heard about her being able to use utensils, I immediately thought “With her jag”?
David Herbert
*Vag
Nick Wright
I was going to correct that for you, but I thought it might be some kind of weird Aussie slang.
Sara E.
I thought by use of the word Jag that maybe Nina had a whopping case of vagina dentata.
Gavin
Great attributes: She has great hair.
Mike
All Jimi has to do now is teach her to talk properly and play the bassoon and she’ll be more attractive than Rose 🙂
Frrabian
You take that back. lol
Alex
NONSENSE!
Minty
Heh, a guy trying to fix a girl. Don’t see that every day. I applaud you good sir. Let us all dedicate our time to transforming the whores of today into the respectable, but sexually open women of tomorrow.
RotSman
Seriously? That’s like my personal specialty. It’s like Jimi and Steve are my superego and id.
tWiCHY
only one thing to say: TITS
One Manic Ninja
where, oh where, have steve’s nipples gone? oh where, oh where can they beeeeeeeeeee
Nick Wright
The same place Nate’s and Trevor’s went.
Minty
silly nick, men don’t have nipples.
Lycandis
Men do have nipples…juuuuust not as sought after as women’s nipples though
Minty
Wait, what? The doctor told me I was normal!
Justme
“Mr Griffin, those look like pepperoni..”
*Peter pulls one off Chris and eats it* “Yeah, and they’re not supposed to come off like this too…”
Thatoneguy
I thought Nina was a college student? By the way how old is Nina’s and Rose’s mother? Older than 36 I imagine. Also, how old is Steve?
Also, nice to see Steve with out a pony tail. But I am really curious about how old Rose’s Mom (does she even have a name?) is.
Nick Wright
She has a name. It’s in the comic you just read.
She’s 36. Nina is 19 (yes, Beth was a mother at 17) and I’ll stifle a chuckle as I report that she is not, in fact, in college.
Frrabian
But how old is Steve?
Nick Wright
Steve just turned 21. He was still unable to buy beer as of Rose’s 18th birthday.
Frrabian
Beth is only 15 years older. My Gods Steve! Get nasty with the MILF or I will!!!
Justme
He already has… and should definitely go for it again. Personally, I’ve been with a 45 year old when I was 25… and it was fantastic :3 I’d so do it again if I had the chance.
Bill M.
Yes, she has a name, it’s Beth. Even if you missed it in today’s comic that you commented on, it’s there on the Cast Page as well.
Los
I have yet to get past “negrophile”, hahahahaha
Jyrki
Calling it now. MALF = a mother Arne would luv to f&¤%
Omar
is it me or Jimi has sunscreen on? great comic, greetings from Mexico.
TheWheelchairWonder
Is it just me or do Beth and Steve have almost the same exact hairstyle now with Steve’s hair down?
aslum
Why no nipples on the guys? That seems kinda weird…
Steve
now till Wednesday
Greenwood Goat
Awww, it’s a trailer trash version of My Fair Lady.
– “Now, remember to curl your pinkie round as you grip the handle, then raise and DOWN IN ONE! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! YEAAAAHHH!!
I wonder if Nina says “How kind of you to let me cum” when Jimi gets her off? >:=)>
As for Steve and Beth, that would be a trailer trash version of, er, The Didn’t Graduate (tag line: “This is Steve. He’s not a bit worried about his lack of a future”).
Steve: So old Nina Crowley got started in a Ford.
Beth: Yup. And I got started in a VW Camper. You?
Steve: Back of a jeep. We think. How about Rose?
Beth: Bed, in the apartment. But she’s still family.
Steve: Heh, well Nate got started in the back room of a Zippy Mart…
Beth: ‘Splains everything. Fuck some more?
Jerichow
I’m with Jimmy 110% on this one too, especially with pannel 3 going on? Milf material, anyone? Gotta admit, Steve is being a little off on this one, he should take Jimmy’s advice on this one and just roll with it, the guy is obviously a demi-god at these things.
Darrell
Awesome Steve and I have the exact same hair… same length even… WIN
Ginger
It’s actually sort of interesting to see characters like Jimmy and Steve dealing with their “relationship” issues in a way more straightforward manner than Nate, especially since Nina and Beth are each way more of a handful than Rose. It’s just more evidence that Nate’s hang-ups are less about Rose and more about himself.
Scuba Steve
Nice detail on Beth’s Camel Toe.
Tia
BWAHAHAHAH!
Morris
I don’t know why I find it extremely hilarious that Nate is “training” Nina to become a “normal” person. Hahahaa.
DrugHead
That’s not Nate. Black guy is Jimmy, ye get that in ye head?
Nick Wright
Arne approves of Morris’s confusion.
BunnyRemix
She is a grade-A milf. Why must all the girls I lust after be fictional?
Sister: Because you’re a nerd?
Me: Oh, yeah…
chumash99
*Sigh* I’m right there with ya, buddy. Except that I don’t share my taste in webcomics/fictional MILFs with my sister. 😉
BunnyRemix
Hee hee. Well, my sis and I share an office at home, so even I wanted it to be a secret, it can’t be. XD
shizuka
Steve is wearing Akuma’s necklace… Just saying…
Nick Wright
And he’s had it a LONG time.
Lanny
This comic is made of fucking gold.
Oberon
Gold which reproduces would be valuable indeed, given today’s market rates!
somewierdguy
What confuses me about this is in panel 4 when jimi says “nah. I’m straight”
Is this slang I’m unfamiliar with or is she just really really good at hiding stuff (considering the daughters)
Minty
It’s a black guy thing. Not to be racist, but I literally have been around both black folks and white folks my entire life and we’re the only one’s who say that. It basically means, “No thanks, I’m fine.” Although, I did hear an asian use it… once…
Boomer Gonzales
Is it just me, or are Beth’s breasts glistening?
Ghost
Well, she is in the water, so I would assume they (and every other part of her) are wet.
foxdeblood
meowmix
Stephen
can’t look away….
Firedood
The first time I started reading this strip, I saw this
on the way to number 1. I thought “Is that black guy fucking a handicapped person?!”
Now it makes sense
Nick Wright
That’s hilarious! (And some would say you’re not totally wrong there.)
Glad you stuck with it. 🙂