Obama took out Osama!! Well okay, a team of soldiers under Obama’s command took out Osama, but same thing!!!! Said by The Negro Guy
G
Welcome back The Negro Guy. Haven’t heard from you for a while.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy is glad cuz’ Osama is dead! DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
FWATANG
south park called them on the head shot 🙂
AflacMan13
I am a soldier myself… and I say there is no way that guy is actually dead. Until I see a corpse I am not going to be convinced. I think it was either:
A) It was a body double.
B) It was a fake.
This is an election year. I am inherently mistrustful of politicians as they are… but even more so in an election year.
Oberon
That’s just as good a conspiracy theory as “Bush, JR. engineered 9/11 to give money to Halliburton” or “Obama is an al qaida sleeper agent.”
Think about what you’re saying, just for a minute. Do you really think that a bunch of Navy Seals and CIA operatives are going to fake killing Bin Laden, just to bolster the polls for a few weeks? Really?
Fede
were you there? anyone you know was there? how do you know anything? the media and the president itself can be maipulating the media, and they do that often, as for me, when i heard about this on the news, i let out a big nice Meh….
Fede
media manipulating the media, ja… that was redundant, but you guys get the point, peace
Ummmm
Next year’s the election year. Just sayin’.
Hornet
Yes but he has to start compaigning now if he wants to keep the office. It’s also a point of fact that his popularity was in the crapper. So a dead Osama definitely helps that, just like the drop in gas prices in September-Octorber will, just like they did in ’08.
Neil
Every year is either an election year or the year before one, so logically you should never trust a politician ever. Actually, that’s probably true, but it doesn’t make sense to dismiss anything as convenient timing…
AflacMan13
All I am saying is that until I see the corpse I have trouble believing it is real. Secondly, their is always the possibility of a body double.
man, total kudos to you, my wizard friend. also, Jim Butcher is the man, and obscure reference gets voted up by me
ThatGuy
Seconded. Can’t wait for Ghost Story. Also, great comic as usual can’t wait for the next one 🙂
The One and Only Titan
You sir, have the greatest user name I’ve ever seen on any online comic… EVER.
The Negro Guy
Nope! Just your average, everyday horny male says The Negro Guy.
Comichero
I say we sting his caracus up at ground zero and the the familes of the 3000 people that died on 9/11 get to use his as a human pinjata just my opinion on that one but other then that about damn time
Frrabian
Wow….I know that we are all a bit happy about Osama but what did that have to do with the topic?
Well, he did pursue a relationship with her and she knew he wanted one. But then he later came forward and told her the truth about what he was doing with Tracy. Not sure where this places timeline wise in story. At least a few days before this? But Chica stepping into his face about it in public at a company event shows a red flag about this relationship to me.
And yes, Tracy deserves a bitch slapping from everyone present.
Dave, there are 2 “schools of thought” when argueing with a woman…
NEITHER of them WORK!
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And, I DO remember the ‘to-do’ they had, and YES! – NO ‘relationship’ was committed – only as “friends ya know – someone to hang-out with.”
BUT, we ARE talking about “woman”! {Meantime, everybody step BACK from the Jello-pool and give the girls some ROOM!}
Tracy does seem to have no problem making racist comments about anyone not white at this point. She has yet to throw out anything about the Irish to Rose (Okay so what I said was a bit racist. Red hair does not make you Irish). I hope that someone higher up will hear Tracy talking and have “a talk” with her. Still thinking sexual harassment suit is coming.
Who’s out of Nate’s league? Rose wanted to sleep with him, Tracy WAS sleeping with him and Miranda apparently was interested in sleeping with him in the future.
Hmm, so the verdict’s in. Miranda definitely wanted a relationship. But she wanted to take things slow. This kind of mirrors Nate and Rose’s relationship toward the start of the series, without the constant attempts to jump his bone of course. I guess that’s Tracy’s job. I feel like Nate should apologize, but also explain to her that he did say he wasn’t looking for a relationship so really he did nothing wrong. After all, as an adult your bound to have at least one friend who has sex with someone sometimes.
Rose seems to be a bit of background scenery, right now. I’m waiting for her to say/do something.
Am I the only one just a bit irritated at Miranda? It’s not like he was her boyfriend, so she can’t really jump his shit like that. She can be angry, sure, but since nothing was official, I see no reason to make a big scene in public about it.
I agree it was kinda her fault when she told him they were just friends. Now she turns around and says that she wanted one. Either way Nate didn’t break any rules nor did he cheat.
No, Nate did not break any rules… and I really hope that he stands up for himself on this one. Miranda is really out of bounds here especially calling him out in public at a company event. Not cool… that speaks more of a potential psycho girlfriend situation if he hooked up with her.
Also Rose actually seems to be getting a bit of a revelation about how “NORMAL” relationships are supposed to start and seems more like Miranda’s statement hit home with her and how she screwed things up with Nate in the first place.
Frrabian
If this is a lesson on how normal relationships start, thank the Gods I have been doing it wrong!
Raven
Man, can’t agree more. When I find a “relationship” starting this way, I try to GTFO ASAP.
The Negro Guy
…Men…
FWATANG
im pretty sure the normal relationship comment is targeted to how miranda was saying you should get to know the person first..
Pashakitty
You are correct sir.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy says even though they were never dating, Nate did hint that he wanted to go out with her. That and it must be pretty awkward to hear that someone you had started to have feelings for is fucking with somebody else. That can give off the wrong impression that the person wants to have an open relationship. Very bad for business.
Agreed. It’s not cheating until you’ve decided you want to be exclusive with a person and actually have a conversation about it. Nothing is able to be assumed.
So uh, yeah, been reading for a while. I love the comic, it is bad ass. It is actually one of my favorite reads.
Also, I find the content and current storyline hilarious.
I have to wonder though, considering she left Nate because he didn’t have his shit together in their youth, when did Horndog McManager become such a cunt? I mean, blatant racism, blackmail, etc. Does she equate success with being a bitch?
Mayhaps she’s bitter and angry at the world due to her frustration in dealing with the choices she’s made and who she is as a person. I think that sex with Nate gives her a sense of control and helps her forget how much she really hates herself .Take that away, and it’s not hard to imagine that she’d go from bitch to Turbo Bitch. I dunno, maybe I just missed a few instances, but it seems to me that the only times she gets really racist are when it’s with a chikc Nate likes.
The Negro Guy says she’s doing these things because deep down she misses the love they used to share, and the only way she’ll get anywhere near that while keeping her pride intact is screwing him. She knows if she asks him to come back, he’ll reject her. She fucked up big time, and she knows it.
152 thoughts on “Testify”
G
First!
Frrabian
Good for you. Course you could comment on/read the comic….would be the less crappy thing to do
FWATANG
but then his epic first would not be a firstish as it would be another place in line.
AflacMan13
Oye… back of de line Chico.
G
I read the comic but this is my first time being first.
5iN
A first first?
Kilonum
Was hoping for an Obama Joke or at least some nudity 🙁
Nick Wright
Obama joke? Are you sure you’re on the right website?
Kilonum
That typo hits me AGAIN tonight.
And, well, no.
Nick Wright
Follow me on Twitter for those. TG’s way too deep into storyline to make cracks about current events at the moment.
The Negro Guy
Obama took out Osama!! Well okay, a team of soldiers under Obama’s command took out Osama, but same thing!!!! Said by The Negro Guy
G
Welcome back The Negro Guy. Haven’t heard from you for a while.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy is glad cuz’ Osama is dead! DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
FWATANG
south park called them on the head shot 🙂
AflacMan13
I am a soldier myself… and I say there is no way that guy is actually dead. Until I see a corpse I am not going to be convinced. I think it was either:
A) It was a body double.
B) It was a fake.
This is an election year. I am inherently mistrustful of politicians as they are… but even more so in an election year.
Oberon
That’s just as good a conspiracy theory as “Bush, JR. engineered 9/11 to give money to Halliburton” or “Obama is an al qaida sleeper agent.”
Think about what you’re saying, just for a minute. Do you really think that a bunch of Navy Seals and CIA operatives are going to fake killing Bin Laden, just to bolster the polls for a few weeks? Really?
Fede
were you there? anyone you know was there? how do you know anything? the media and the president itself can be maipulating the media, and they do that often, as for me, when i heard about this on the news, i let out a big nice Meh….
Fede
media manipulating the media, ja… that was redundant, but you guys get the point, peace
Ummmm
Next year’s the election year. Just sayin’.
Hornet
Yes but he has to start compaigning now if he wants to keep the office. It’s also a point of fact that his popularity was in the crapper. So a dead Osama definitely helps that, just like the drop in gas prices in September-Octorber will, just like they did in ’08.
Neil
Every year is either an election year or the year before one, so logically you should never trust a politician ever. Actually, that’s probably true, but it doesn’t make sense to dismiss anything as convenient timing…
AflacMan13
All I am saying is that until I see the corpse I have trouble believing it is real. Secondly, their is always the possibility of a body double.
Dae
Incoming cat fight?
Ryuu798
and naturally any resulting cat-fight will ultimately end up in the jello pool.
Bloofy
Are you a wizard?
Harry Dresden (Via Proxy of Murphy)
No. I am though….
bookninja
man, total kudos to you, my wizard friend. also, Jim Butcher is the man, and obscure reference gets voted up by me
ThatGuy
Seconded. Can’t wait for Ghost Story. Also, great comic as usual can’t wait for the next one 🙂
The One and Only Titan
You sir, have the greatest user name I’ve ever seen on any online comic… EVER.
The Negro Guy
Nope! Just your average, everyday horny male says The Negro Guy.
Comichero
I say we sting his caracus up at ground zero and the the familes of the 3000 people that died on 9/11 get to use his as a human pinjata just my opinion on that one but other then that about damn time
Frrabian
Wow….I know that we are all a bit happy about Osama but what did that have to do with the topic?
David Herbert
So even though he told her he wasn’t interested in a relationship and she said she only wanted to be friends, she’s going to yell at him?
Also, I get the feeling Tracy’s going to be bitch-slapped soon.
Justme
Well, he did pursue a relationship with her and she knew he wanted one. But then he later came forward and told her the truth about what he was doing with Tracy. Not sure where this places timeline wise in story. At least a few days before this? But Chica stepping into his face about it in public at a company event shows a red flag about this relationship to me.
And yes, Tracy deserves a bitch slapping from everyone present.
Kramegame
Especially since she avoided him up to this point, so he clearly wanted to fix things or at least try to make her understand what happened.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy says it’s not very hard to understand what was going on.
Jim
Dave, there are 2 “schools of thought” when argueing with a woman…
NEITHER of them WORK!
————
And, I DO remember the ‘to-do’ they had, and YES! – NO ‘relationship’ was committed – only as “friends ya know – someone to hang-out with.”
BUT, we ARE talking about “woman”! {Meantime, everybody step BACK from the Jello-pool and give the girls some ROOM!}
Blue the Thief
RDR reference?
Kramegame
WOOP WOOP!! YOU TELL’EM GIRL!!! XD
Shirlanka
this mannager girl is the damn racist
G
Yeah especially against hispanics
The Negro Guy
…honestly, that’s not a very big statement in this day and age, says The Negro Guy.
Frrabian
Tracy does seem to have no problem making racist comments about anyone not white at this point. She has yet to throw out anything about the Irish to Rose (Okay so what I said was a bit racist. Red hair does not make you Irish). I hope that someone higher up will hear Tracy talking and have “a talk” with her. Still thinking sexual harassment suit is coming.
Earl
I see a very young very hot Selma Hayek.
Jim
I *LIKE* that mind picture! … Brings her in minds-eye; Movie – “Once upon a Time in Mexico” – the FIRST ‘bar-room fight’ (her with the knives?)
Emmezali
Has anyone ever noticed the similarity of Salma hayek and Cote de Pablo?
I swear I thought it was her when I saw the pictures!
RotSman
Wow…it’s like a Who’s Who of Fine Women that are out of Nate’s league. Well, except Rose.
Lokitsu
Who’s out of Nate’s league? Rose wanted to sleep with him, Tracy WAS sleeping with him and Miranda apparently was interested in sleeping with him in the future.
Minty
Hmm, so the verdict’s in. Miranda definitely wanted a relationship. But she wanted to take things slow. This kind of mirrors Nate and Rose’s relationship toward the start of the series, without the constant attempts to jump his bone of course. I guess that’s Tracy’s job. I feel like Nate should apologize, but also explain to her that he did say he wasn’t looking for a relationship so really he did nothing wrong. After all, as an adult your bound to have at least one friend who has sex with someone sometimes.
Tom
Gah! Drama! And let me say, Miranda in a two piece: hott.
You see that? Hot spelled with two t’s? That’s right. Not a typo.
chumash99
I second that emotion. 😉
Robin
definitely not bad. but wasn’t she wearing a one-piece (off the internet) earlier?
Oberon
Why do so many people confuse Aya and Miranda? The only physical similarities are gender and skin tone…
Mercredi
Seems a bit racist, don’t it.
Sara E.
Rose seems to be a bit of background scenery, right now. I’m waiting for her to say/do something.
Am I the only one just a bit irritated at Miranda? It’s not like he was her boyfriend, so she can’t really jump his shit like that. She can be angry, sure, but since nothing was official, I see no reason to make a big scene in public about it.
G
I agree it was kinda her fault when she told him they were just friends. Now she turns around and says that she wanted one. Either way Nate didn’t break any rules nor did he cheat.
Pashakitty
No, Nate did not break any rules… and I really hope that he stands up for himself on this one. Miranda is really out of bounds here especially calling him out in public at a company event. Not cool… that speaks more of a potential psycho girlfriend situation if he hooked up with her.
Also Rose actually seems to be getting a bit of a revelation about how “NORMAL” relationships are supposed to start and seems more like Miranda’s statement hit home with her and how she screwed things up with Nate in the first place.
Frrabian
If this is a lesson on how normal relationships start, thank the Gods I have been doing it wrong!
Raven
Man, can’t agree more. When I find a “relationship” starting this way, I try to GTFO ASAP.
The Negro Guy
…Men…
FWATANG
im pretty sure the normal relationship comment is targeted to how miranda was saying you should get to know the person first..
Pashakitty
You are correct sir.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy says even though they were never dating, Nate did hint that he wanted to go out with her. That and it must be pretty awkward to hear that someone you had started to have feelings for is fucking with somebody else. That can give off the wrong impression that the person wants to have an open relationship. Very bad for business.
Oberon
Agreed. It’s not cheating until you’ve decided you want to be exclusive with a person and actually have a conversation about it. Nothing is able to be assumed.
Nick
It’s a bikini-off!
No wait, I haven’t typed that correctly..
There’s a number of competing bikinis here! Tracy, Miranda, Beth and Jimi’s girlfriend…
Perhaps a bikini-off is a Freudian slip?
MeeestaShane
Or, hopefully, a harbinger of things to come.
Jim
Freudian slips are usually white cotton … THIS is more like “wildest DREAMS”!
Pashakitty
Heh… Jim, shouldn’t that read more like “WET DREAMS”?
Vinny B
So uh, yeah, been reading for a while. I love the comic, it is bad ass. It is actually one of my favorite reads.
Also, I find the content and current storyline hilarious.
I have to wonder though, considering she left Nate because he didn’t have his shit together in their youth, when did Horndog McManager become such a cunt? I mean, blatant racism, blackmail, etc. Does she equate success with being a bitch?
Minty
Mayhaps she’s bitter and angry at the world due to her frustration in dealing with the choices she’s made and who she is as a person. I think that sex with Nate gives her a sense of control and helps her forget how much she really hates herself .Take that away, and it’s not hard to imagine that she’d go from bitch to Turbo Bitch. I dunno, maybe I just missed a few instances, but it seems to me that the only times she gets really racist are when it’s with a chikc Nate likes.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy says she’s doing these things because deep down she misses the love they used to share, and the only way she’ll get anywhere near that while keeping her pride intact is screwing him. She knows if she asks him to come back, he’ll reject her. She fucked up big time, and she knows it.