Okay, WHAT is so damned appealing about being first? It implies you don’t give a shit if what you say has meaning or not so long as you pre-empt anybody else. And damn but you look like a fool when you say “First!” as the second, third, or fourth post.
Now for the part I’d like to say humorously.
Tch. That boy’d better be getting a subscription to Marine Manwich for running interference and preserving his old man’s friggin livelihood, to say nothing of his hard-on. I mean job-threatening blackmail material doesn’t come along every day and when you’ve got to rope your kid into saving your ass you damn well expect a little bit of extortion.
Oberon
Plus, he may be the only male present who is not terribly interested in the show.
My internet has an odd sense of humor. When I attempted to come to this site it sent me to google translate, and when I was typing my name it put in the name of the book I was doing research on. Coulda been more embarrassing I s’pose xP
We’ll obviously need a similarly structured governmental regulatory committee to make sure we know what’s corrupting and what’s good ol’ fashioned fun. Bureaucracy NOOOOO!!!!!
Is it weird we’ve seen more of Miranda than Nate has even though they’re sorta dating?
I mean it’s kinda like your best bud bragging to you about feeling up a chick that you’ve already nailed.
Kim
You would be surprised how often this has happened to me being bi-sexual. And it’s more ‘I got to see her in bikini or bend over in short skirt’ etc and it’s like ‘Uh…yeah. Pretty sure I’ve had sex with her. Just saying’.
I think lesbians like to wear suggestive clothing just to tease the opposite sex.
How could you POSSIBLY miss that, chumash? Seems to me you’re doing it wrong if your main priority when reading this comic is to post first and not notice Nick’s subtle artsy way of showing us that Miranda is not just losing the fight, but her top!
There was plenty of ice for the gelatin to solidify. otherwise it would just be super sticky green water….
also, as with mud-wrestling, there tends to be a very large splash radius around the contenders…
o.o jesus tits people… you’d think bein first made you king of shit mountain or something…. besides, yer all missing the all important half nipple. *nods*
Why the HELL would you bet on Miranda. Sure, everyone likes her much more than Tracy, but Tracy’s ‘bitch’ attitude will make her a lock to win this thing.
well that will be a $40 loss to you. Look at the eyes of miranda (nipple, nipple, nipple, eyes) I know that look, it’s the one that women get just before they get really mad and lose all decorum. Tracy will swallow Jello.
I’m really surprised Nate hasn’t tried to assist/rescue Miranda by now. He wants Tracy to back off, right? He seems to want to make a go with Miranda, right? Wouldn’t both best be served by his coming forward to publicly support Miranda right now?
Unless he really doesn’t know what he wants. If he doesn’t do something quick, he’s definitely not going to be happy with any results from this.
Honestly, I wouldn’t get in between any of that… and if Nate were to step in, they would probably both go at him and thus the end of treading grounds… They’re both furious right now, so I say let them duke it out, and Nate will just take part in clean up of the whole situation…
Looks like having a gay son has its benefits…. LOL
Also, Miranda needs to pull up down her bathing suit some more…ya know what? she might just want to take it off, it looks like its restricting her movement…XD
don’t make me get rozilyn out here. i bet she’d have something to say about that. ((if you don’t get this i seriously will hunt you down and hurt you))
94 thoughts on “Subterfuge (NSFW-ish)”
chumash99
First!
chumash99
Hah! Gotcha! Even though I keep telling myself not to do this anymore… 😉
Jim
But if I’d have been CABLE instead of DSL …
OH the POSSIBILITIES! – LOL! – I’ll “take” the 2nd slot.
Lehooo
I’ll take the second slut!
Sir Dude Man Guy
can I have the third slut then?
Jim
FIRST
Jim
… or not!
Passerby
Okay, WHAT is so damned appealing about being first? It implies you don’t give a shit if what you say has meaning or not so long as you pre-empt anybody else. And damn but you look like a fool when you say “First!” as the second, third, or fourth post.
Now for the part I’d like to say humorously.
Tch. That boy’d better be getting a subscription to Marine Manwich for running interference and preserving his old man’s friggin livelihood, to say nothing of his hard-on. I mean job-threatening blackmail material doesn’t come along every day and when you’ve got to rope your kid into saving your ass you damn well expect a little bit of extortion.
Oberon
Plus, he may be the only male present who is not terribly interested in the show.
The lorax
FIRST!!
The lorax
DAMNATION!!! I was so excited too 🙁
chumash99
Time to cut down some Truffula Trees. XD
The lorax
My internet has an odd sense of humor. When I attempted to come to this site it sent me to google translate, and when I was typing my name it put in the name of the book I was doing research on. Coulda been more embarrassing I s’pose xP
Brian
First time posting here, but is that Miranda’s nipple I see? Wouldn’t that be NSFW :P?
Nick Wright
Eh, debatable, but I’ve added a disclaimer.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, boss. Areola? I don’t even know what that means!”
Josh
Ah, areolas are only NSFW-ish, but pubes are full on NSFW. :-p
Nick Wright
It’s an intricate hierarchy.
G@tor
We’ll obviously need a similarly structured governmental regulatory committee to make sure we know what’s corrupting and what’s good ol’ fashioned fun. Bureaucracy NOOOOO!!!!!
Nick Wright
NIPPLE ALERT LEVEL: ORANGE
josh
Is it weird we’ve seen more of Miranda than Nate has even though they’re sorta dating?
I mean it’s kinda like your best bud bragging to you about feeling up a chick that you’ve already nailed.
Kim
You would be surprised how often this has happened to me being bi-sexual. And it’s more ‘I got to see her in bikini or bend over in short skirt’ etc and it’s like ‘Uh…yeah. Pretty sure I’ve had sex with her. Just saying’.
I think lesbians like to wear suggestive clothing just to tease the opposite sex.
chumash99
Good eyes, Brian! I missed that the first time around. 😉
Isis
How could you POSSIBLY miss that, chumash? Seems to me you’re doing it wrong if your main priority when reading this comic is to post first and not notice Nick’s subtle artsy way of showing us that Miranda is not just losing the fight, but her top!
One Manic Ninja
NIP SLIP!
and I love how they guys got jello on themselves… somehow… 😉
Frrabian
Maybe the jello has not harden yet? It does look like a nice day, so not sure if it is in solid form yet due to no fridge.
Kramegame
There was plenty of ice for the gelatin to solidify. otherwise it would just be super sticky green water….
also, as with mud-wrestling, there tends to be a very large splash radius around the contenders…
meeestashane
Bear in mind Arne made the jello pool. Makes it easier to get the stuff on you.
todes
o.o jesus tits people… you’d think bein first made you king of shit mountain or something…. besides, yer all missing the all important half nipple. *nods*
The lorax
Although Things are looking grim i’ve got my money on miranda.
That Jewish Dude
Why the HELL would you bet on Miranda. Sure, everyone likes her much more than Tracy, but Tracy’s ‘bitch’ attitude will make her a lock to win this thing.
-TJD
BermudaRectangle
POWER STANCE!
Johnny5
Hey Bookie, I’d like to up my bet on Tracy to $40.00!
In the meantime, someone better add more Lime flavored Food Baron brand gelatin to the pool.
corky
well that will be a $40 loss to you. Look at the eyes of miranda (nipple, nipple, nipple, eyes) I know that look, it’s the one that women get just before they get really mad and lose all decorum. Tracy will swallow Jello.
Dr. wonderful
….MUST. NOT BUST. A. NUUUUUUUT.
Marianne
FIRST!TITS!
todes
marianne knows what’s up lol
Dr. wonderful
Actually, it’s a little nip-slip.
But… (In a serotypical black man voice) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
Duke
i’m a little curious… will rose join them in the “pool”?
Dr. wonderful
Why? She has no beef with them.
Beside, pool not big enough.
Susaga
She could fit if they all squeeze up close…
Dr. O
I hope nick takes advice of your coment
Sara E.
First panel is pretty, hot, I have to admit it. And I knew Tracy would eventually get the upper hand…
RotSman
YES. Tracy is about to slap on the STF! She’s gonna tap!
lcpl210
Epic simply epic, the battle of the grocery store babes. HURRAY for Food Baron brand JELLO.
Interesting
How did Arne convince his son to distract Bill though. Great comic though Nick. I wonder how this will all turn out.
Something that i didn't think of
his son is gay…
He actually says it… well kinda. Dis-interested
PantherScott
Not the worst way for him to behave towards his son.
Verse 86
Finally the more prude Miranda has her 15 minutes of nude fame. Hopefully more to come 🙂
Futabakun
I’m really surprised Nate hasn’t tried to assist/rescue Miranda by now. He wants Tracy to back off, right? He seems to want to make a go with Miranda, right? Wouldn’t both best be served by his coming forward to publicly support Miranda right now?
Unless he really doesn’t know what he wants. If he doesn’t do something quick, he’s definitely not going to be happy with any results from this.
Kramegame
Honestly, I wouldn’t get in between any of that… and if Nate were to step in, they would probably both go at him and thus the end of treading grounds… They’re both furious right now, so I say let them duke it out, and Nate will just take part in clean up of the whole situation…
bookninja
or, y’know, he might just be left in awe-struck wonder at the sight of it all, like any good man
Josh
Wait a sec…I sell that grill. It is pure charcoal, no propane at all.
Pashakitty
Actually I’ve seen the same sort of grill as a propane grill, so yeah it could happen.
Kramegame
and I’ve converted a propane grill into a charcoal grill…
also, it could be that Bill is just that dumb….
Josh
In all fairness, I just found out I sell a charcoal and propane side-by-side that has that same styling, so maybe this is one of those. Meh.
Nick Wright
Any resemblance to actual grills, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Jakub
Hahaha, I almost fell of my chair 😀
BrmudaRectangle
That’s one wobbly chair..
Jakub
Nah, i just laughted so much 😀 I found Nick´s comment very funny.
William Carr
You’re right, that’s a charcoal smoker.
Gas grills don’t have chimneys.
Rob Lopez
More jello please.
CJ
Is it just me or dose Tracy seem to be getting off on this?
Kramegame
the lesbian-ish part of it? no.
the dominance she is currently holding over Miranda? more than likely.
Kramegame
Looks like having a gay son has its benefits…. LOL
Also, Miranda needs to pull
updown her bathing suit some more…ya know what? she might just want to take it off, it looks like its restricting her movement…XDZachery
So, is it just me or did your lines get more clean in this comic?
Nick Wright
I don’t think it’s any major improvement over the last one, but I do of course hope they’re getting better over time.
Nick
Arne demonstrates his superiority once again.
OverlordLaharl79
overlord senses… RIGHT ON!! Overlord Laharl will proclaim Harlot, er, I mean Tracy… to be the winner!
model S
don’t make me get rozilyn out here. i bet she’d have something to say about that. ((if you don’t get this i seriously will hunt you down and hurt you))