Trauma
Posted on May 23, 2011 by Nick Wright

The only logical reaction.

111 thoughts on “Trauma”

  1. Geoff Appleby

    Classic 🙂

    1. David Herbert

      Finger bang-bang-bang you every night!

      1. DaftCapybara

        You sir just brought back a veryy funny memory

      2. L33tmaster

        ah yes its been too long … im gonna look up dat video now

    2. chumash99

      Another “First” without a “First”! This may be the start of a new tradition. 😉 Also, in the immortal words of “Black Lagoon”…

      Revy: Heh, hey, is that in her ass?
      Balalaika: Right in her ass.
      http://www.chia-anime.com/black-lagoon-episodes/watch-black-lagoon-episode-07.html

      XD and happy viewing!

      1. Geoff Appleby

        I fucking hope its the start of a new tradition. I love that people are keen to see the new strip and talk about it ASAP. But firsts are frickin annoying.

  2. Max

    Finger up butt = ITS A TRAP!

    1. Boomer Gonzales

      Hey, the butt tug is a perfectly legitimate wrestling move. Olympic level even.

      😛

      1. Taiming71

        Its allowed in MMA/UFC also i believe.

        1. Element

          Dear God. I knew there was a reason the wrestling jocks at my HS always creeped me the F out.

      2. Pashakitty

        Ah man… she should have gone for the full shocker, that’s a finishing move if ever there was one.

        1. Oberon

          She came close enough! Rather than the true shocker of two in the pink and one in the stink, she achieved, if I am not mistaken, two in the stink.

          Bravo, Victor, bravo.

  3. Remedy

    HAhahahahaha. Hilarious.

  4. Chaos

    I think Rose might have just made the understatement of the year.

    1. No Name In Particular

      His life may be more interesting, but I doubt he enjoys it all that much…as opposed to every other male employee on that beach.

  5. Tsurugi

    I believe That the two ladies involved will never speak of this again.

    1. The One and Only Titan

      but you know that everyone ELSE will… forever.

  6. Sandvich

    Nate is living one hell of a life…thats for damn sure…

  7. Geoff Appleby

    Ok, now that blocked the firsts… I am most pleased. I’m quite sure Miranda is definately the most traumatised out of all this. I can only imagine myself in the same situtation. I would have stopped the fight too, but only because I’d be too busy laughing my ass off.

    1. FWATANG

      EIGHTEENTH!!!!!!

  8. The Negro Guy

    The Negro Guy says wow. Way to make our day kid.

  9. OutLawRed

    mustwashhands, mustwashhands, MUSTWASHHANDS!!!

    ever had someone else’s poop on your finger? can’t say it would be a highlight of the day…

    1. Bryar

      Sounds like you know that from personal experience.

      1. Noxx

        If he doesn’t, I do.

    2. Possum

      Yes, many more times than I care to recall.

      It’s called changing diapers, and you learn to deal with it.

      1. Crane

        And it’s called a vasectomy/hysterectomy.

  10. Ghostking333

    Tracy’s face is priceless!!!

  11. Lumina

    What even XD I mean how else should one respond to that though hahaha

  12. Ackipp

    Awww, poor Miranda. This will haunt her for many shifts to come. If you’re wondering why I didn’t say poor Tracy…have you even read this comic?

    1. Marr

      I wouldn’t be surprised if she quit.

      1. NoNameInParticular

        She can’t — she’s in the title-bar!

        1. BriGuy

          I read that as titty-bar. Tell me I’m not alone.

        2. Analyst

          Nope, not alone.

        3. Brand

          Forever alone.

        4. Frrabian

          I was wondering why she couldn’t quit cuz of a titty-bar.

  13. Tom

    Go after her, Nate! Comfort her! …after she hoses off…a lot.

  14. Minty

    I gotta say, I was a bit surprised at the reactions of both involved. Then I remembered that straight women don’t generally act the way they do in our wild imaginations. If only.

  15. John Madden

    Miranda looks stoned as fuck in the second panel.

  16. Interesting

    Considering what happened, I am not surprised Miranda reaction was like that. Tracy’s reaction was pure win though.

    Great work Nick, never saw that coming. And neither do Tracy. Comedy gold all the way.

    1. Bryar

      O’course, with how kinky Tracy is, if she had time to prepare she might’ve invited it.

  17. Lokitsu

    Miranda, wait! You forgot to tell her to cough!

  18. Kramegame

    told you even though she won, she lost…

    Mental thoughts:
    Tracy: OW YOU BITCH I’M GUNNA FUCKING KILL YOU! AS SOON AS YOU DROP ME I’LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER MAKE IT OFF THIS BEACH!
    Meanwhile…
    Miranda: *moves hand around* hmm…why does my finger feel all warm and moist…..
    Miranda: OH, SHIT!

    1. The One and Only Titan

      Quite literally, oh shit. 😉

      1. Kramegame

        that was the joke 😉 😆

        1. Kramegame

          darn no smilies….

  19. Dr. wonderful

    I still don’t know what happened.

    1. Kramegame

      while Miranda was going for the suplex or hammer drop or whatever, her hand slipped because of the gelatin, and as a result ended up poking Tracy very hard somewhere between her clitoris and her anus… though it’s not entirely proven where…

  20. Johnny5

    Oh wow…the top-left panel is priceless!

  21. Sara E.

    Tracy’s reaction made me laugh. Now I’m thinking that Miranda gave her an unexpected polyp check, but I’m also thinking that if Miranda has long nails and got Tracy anywhere in the genital area it would still hurt like a bitch.

    As always, the facial expressions are priceless.

    1. Frrabian

      *hoping they were press-on nails and one “accidentally” did get stuck*
      Come on, Tracy deserves it!!

  22. Fake

    The reaction was perfect, everything that happened was like the domino effect, you could just see it happening.

    However, you cant tell me thats the first time Tracy has had something up her ass (Even though its not proven that it WAS her ass, no self acclaimed slut would make that face from 2 small fingers in her vag)

    Had that happened to Miranda, yeah, the epic WTF face would be needed. Tracy? Anger, pain, with confused pleasure all mixed in.

    1. BermudaRectangle

      I’m going with the ‘she slippied into the pink, not the stink’ theory. Even if she is promiscuous (sp?) that was totally unexpected and Tracy had no time to be prepared for that kind of blow. I’m not a female, but if Miranda unintentionally dug into a wall, I’d imagine it’s equal to someone vicegripping my balls.

      We should have a poll.
      Did Miranda slip into the pink, or the stink?

      Nick can make it official, or people can just respond to me with either ‘pink’ or ‘stink’.

      1. Pashakitty

        Stink!

      2. Frrabian

        Stink!

      3. Oberon

        Stink.

      4. Geoff Appleby

        hopin its stink. its funnier that way.

    2. |Agent

      Based on the … er … fingering in the previous strip, I’mma say pink, not stink.

  23. The man who knows all

    Nate’s face at the end says it all.

    1. meeestashane

      It’s like you need a spatula to get his jaw up off the ground.

  24. Sammy

    Go wash your hands! and while you’re at it, everything else so it doesn’t spread!

    Also when Miranda dropped her, how did Tracy not fuck up her knees big time?

    1. Sara E.

      Because she’s used to being on her knees?

      1. fezzam

        sara wins the internets for the next 8 mins stand back folks! make room

      2. Sammy

        Zing! I knew someone would say it XD

      3. Tyler

        Win

      4. Darkrider

        Oh snap!

  25. InsanityManifest

    In the words of George Takei, “Oh My!”

    1. Jeri

      Lol oh god…. I can even her him saying it…. XD

      1. Musings

        Everyone hears it his voice 🙂

    2. Sir Dude Man Guy

      I was thinking more Kasumi Tendo from Ranma 1/2 saying that… but maybe I’m just an anime nerd

      1. PantherScott

        Great, now I’m imagining Kasumi Tendo with George Takei’s voice. Thanks for that horrifying image.

        1. Johnny5

          …goddamnit! Now it’s stuck in my head as well.

        2. BriGuy

          My mind, you broke it.

        3. Samuraiartguy

          Oh GODS.. you bastard.. .GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

        4. Keitaro

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE69DMPQBBs

      2. Keitaro

        Couldn’t embed, so here’s the link instead 😛

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE69DMPQBBs

  26. Rock

    Poor, poor Miranda.

    And poor harlot, too, I suppose.

    This is going to be hard to live down for both of them. :-\

  27. rockrat2459

    tracy with how kinky she is was more likely thinking. ” ow oo oh.. higher to the left now 1 inch back now press yes yes yes.. WTF you stopped come back here!!”
    Miranda.\ was thinking ” WTF? my finger wet moves it around.. OMG!!! EWWWW.. drops tracy looks at everyone ” i can never show my face around these people ever again” runs away…

  28. Greenwood Goat

    Okay, this may be a step too far, but I was reminded of the sleepwalking scene from Macbeth. In it, Lady Macbeth is seen sleepwalking and reliving the night that she helped murder King Duncan, trying to justify her deeds and lamenting the blood on her hands. Now, assuming that Miranda did hit the stink and not the pink, I could just see her standing over the handbasin, obsessively washing:

    LADY MIRANDA
    Out, damned spot! out, I say!—One: two: three: ’tis a fall to me! —Jello’s murky!—Fie, my lord Nate, fie! a pornhound, and asquicked? What need we fear who knows it, like every freaking guy at work?—Yet who would have thought the old bitch to have had so much shit in her? What, will these hands ne’er be clean? Here’s the smell of the shit still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!

    —

    Now I come to think of it, there was probably a place to cite Macbeth’s closing line, (‘Lay on, Macduff, and damn’d be him that first cries, “Hold, enough!”‘) a few strips back… >:=)>

    1. Tyler

      I remember that scene….wait, was I actually paying attention in school?! O.o

  29. WTF!!!

    Priceless ^^

  30. Ginger

    Because now Miranda’s fingers have been with everyone Tracy’s ever been with.

    1. Kramegame

      win.

    2. BMeph

      You could have stopped at “everyone”:

      “Because now Miranda’s fingers have been with everyone.”

  31. Dat guy

    Food Baron brand gelatin: $1.50
    Bag of ice: $3.50
    Sexy jello wrestling leading to anal penetration: Priceless.

    1. Nacho

      For everything else there’s gambling

  32. Albone

    So…does this mean that Tracey wins the fight? And Miranda was looking so good there. XD I’ve seen a lot of wrestling but I think that’s the 1st time I’ve ever seen the ‘anal probe’ used. lol

  33. Rico

    Emotional Trauma For All! On a side not: I’m pretty sure when people use the phrase “Stickin’ it to your boss,” that is NOT what they meant.

  34. ninjabob

    hey who are we to say that she didn’t enjoy to the point or orgas…

  35. just passing by

    this situation reminded me of this from Married to the Sea: http://www.marriedtothesea.com/020607/two-in-the.gif

  36. Chessure

    Me personally, i wonder if the look on Tracy’s face was of pure horror at the finger plunge, or if it was a shocking orgasm.

    I mean come on now think about it, two girls wrestling in cheap brand jell-o and at least Tracy was getting somewhat naked (not by her doing I’m sure, lawl) but being the sexual deviant that Tracy is, that she undoubtedly was getting aroused by all the action… err i mean fighting.

  37. shteve

    Oh shit, this comic is still around? I thought it died.

    1. chumash99

      No, it just took a few years off, but now it’s back and better than ever. You may wish that *you* had died, if you can’t appreciate the NSFW awesomeness (now posting 3 times a week!).

      1. Nick Wright

        I need to get you to do P.R. for me. 🙂 Thanks!

        1. MegaHentai

          On subject of PR: your banner ad at menagea3.net links to strip #151 rather than the main page. It throws me every time.

        2. Nick Wright

          That’s intentional. I want new readers who click in on the basis of that ad to not have to wait long before seeing the scene it’s based on.

      2. shteve

        “Better than ever”. Hahahahaha…. I can only infer from the rest of your comment that you are 12, so I guess that makes sense.

  38. Pashakitty

    Well, at least Miranda’s fingers were well lubed first. It would probably hurt less having two well lubed fingers shoved up your ass than it would having two unlubed fingers shoved up there.

  39. That Jewish Dude

    Okay, Since no one asked this before… Who won? I mean, Tracy is traumatized, but Miranda walked out with $#!+-finger.

    Who’s win is this?

    -TJD

    1. That Jewish Dude

      And why is everyone so sure that Miranda’s fngers want up Tracy’s ASS???

      -TJD

      1. MegaHentai

        We’re just hopeful. It’s kinkier that way.

      2. Passerby

        Rule of schadenfruede.

        1. Pashakitty

          Actually if you look at the angle they had to go up her ass, either that or Tracy has a cunt that reaches all the way back to her anus with no flesh in between.

  40. Samuraiartguy

    Poor Nate.

    I think they broke his brain.

  41. Dox

    …who won that fight?

    1. BMeph

      Whoever won it, Miranda’s fingers lost.

  42. Passerby

    I suppose Tracy just assumes the position as a reflexive response to that particular sensation.

  43. FA4ED

    Did Nick update the banner again, or did it take so long for the files to reach the shore, here in Europe?

  44. Maahes0

    This episode brought to you by Purel brand hand sanitizer. Because the only way Miranda will feel clean again is by soaking in a kiddie pool filled with Purel!

  45. Eric

    Rose gets bonus points for timing and delivery of such a great understatement.

  46. GShock

    Is Tracy’s face a look of trauma, or a surprise orgasm?

    1. BMeph

      …yes.

      NExt question? 😉

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