Duty Calls
Posted on May 25, 2011 by Nick Wright

Yep, Uncle Chuey is now canon. Though he's a little less lupine than when Rob Lopez first drew him...

88 thoughts on “Duty Calls”

  1. chumash99

    Awesome!

  2. FWATANG

    FIRST!!!!!!!

    1. chumash99

      NOOOOOOO!!!! NOT BACK TO “FIRST”!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

      1. Oshi

        Get the Delorean!

        1. Steve

          GET AWAY FROM MY DELOREAN *cocks shotgun*

        2. chirpy

          Get away from my shotgun *cocks wife* don’t make me use this.

        3. David Herbert

          How do you cock a wife? With your dick?

        4. Steve

          Get away from my wife!! *cocks turkey*

        5. JVV

          Get away from my turkey! *cocks oven*

        6. Narbin

          *cocks comment tunnel* Now you boys best settle down.

        7. CWR

          *shotguns cock*

          …dammit.

        8. T-Wb

          Points his cock and laughs at all the people with their shotguns hanging out and waving about.

        9. FWATANG

          lolololololololololol. look wat i did to the world 🙂

        10. L33tmaster

          *cocks chuck noris* now lets get away form the delorean, the shotgun, the wife, and the turkey. And no one gets hurt.
          you can keep your cock : /

        11. Stephen

          NOBODY MOVE I HAVE A PENGUIN!

        12. Steve

          DROP THE PENGIUN I HAVE FELDSPAR AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

        13. FWATANG

          chuck norris has two r’s L33tmaster….

        14. BermudaRectangle

          In soviet russia, shotgun cocks you!

        15. chumash99

          GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

        16. SovietRussian

          In soviet russia, da choppa gets to YOU!

        17. Ghost

          In Soviet Russia, Ghost haunts you!

          Wait, that’s still the same…

  3. Crestlinger

    Wheeeee. And the winner is…

  4. chumash99

    BTW, is that Uncle Chuey? he looks familiar.

    1. Nick Wright

      Yep! It’s in the blurb.

      1. chumash99

        Hm! So it is. Cool…

  5. Ryutso

    ….oh….OH! THAT kind of “duty”.

  6. Geoff Appleby

    poor miranda 🙁

    1. Justme

      Poor Uncle Chutney.. he was so happy for some beach action and now he is denied and a sad Chutney.

      1. pseudoname

        yep. no beach for you 🙁

  7. RotSman

    My own Uncle Chuy is not nearly as hairy.

  8. BermudaRectangle

    aww why is he sad?

    1. Nick Wright

      Obligación de la familia.

      1. BermudaRectangle

        ah it’s like ‘sigh, I guess I gotta go talk to her…’

        1. Ghost

          Either that, or he’s really sad she doesn’t want to go boogie-boarding…

          Is that what you guys call it where you are, it’s what it’s called here…

        2. BermudaRectangle

          yes, it is called that.

      2. Minty

        Looks like they’re gonna have a little heart to heart, Español style.

        1. Lokitsu

          And after that, the beatings will commence.

  9. dave-0

    I don’t get it.

  10. Minty

    Uncle Chuey: Mirandita, que es la problema?

    Miranda: I-o stuck-o my finger-o in her ass-o!

    Uncle Chuey: *Sigh* We really should have taught you spanish.

    1. Josh

      Por error, he pegado el dedo en su burro! :-p

      1. Rubedo

        and now off to google translate because if I don’t find out what you posted I’m going to wonder the rest of the night

      2. Nick Wright

        Your donkey did what now?

        That shit’s kinky.

        1. Hornet

          I believe this is what Josh meant to say.

          “Por error, he pegado el dedo en el culo!”

        2. Josh

          Nope, I meant burro. I was making a play off of what Minty said with Uncle Chuey’s line.

      3. Leonardhrown

        Burro? I think you’ve got the wrong kind of ass there.

        1. Juanchy

          thats because alot of people call donkeys asses

        2. ThatOtherMexican

          Acutally, at least here in Mexico, we do call vaginas “burros”, kind of dying out though…

  11. Kramegame

    the look of defeat on his face is….well…I don’t know how to describe it..but wait till he hears why she’s running…

  12. Rubedo

    You would think it’d be Tracy running and screaming

    1. Meg

      Dude, I’m guessing Tracy’s not doing *any* running for a while now …

      1. DS Agent

        Please, I’m sure Tracy can handle more than a finger.

        1. Musings

          Not all at once and unexpected like that. She is going to be on her knees for a while trying not to scream in pain and shame.

        2. BermudaRectangle

          Exactly, it’s like an unexpected ball grab. A tight gripped one.

        3. Nancy M.

          Annnnd, you would know this because someone has unexpectedly jammed a finger or two up your little asterisk?

        4. BemudaRectangle

          Oh no, I’m not a woman. I thought the reference of male genitalea being crushed would’ve made that clear….because that has happened to me.

        5. Oberon

          As a male who is over that particular age, I can testify that a finger up the asterisk hole is unpleasant regardless of whether it is expected or not. The first time I underwent that particular procedure, the doctor said “You’re fine.” My response was “Well, thank God! Because I’d hate to have to get a second opinion!”

        6. chumash99

          It was two at once, and you need a little warm-up before taking something like that (…or so I’ve heard). 😉

        7. Ninj4Nick

          Yeah, a finger, maybe, but TWO?

  13. Wow

    And here Uncle Chuey was looking for a nice day wave suffering, but the only surfing he’ll get to do is talk about Miranda own experience with “suffering.”

    Great comic Nick, almost forgot Miranda had a uncle.

    1. Minty

      Gnarly! He’s riding waves of sadness upon her sea of tears.

  14. Dr. wonderful

    …His sadness make me sad. D:

    1. Passerby

      Yeah. But at least he’s got his priorities right.

  15. Ghost

    I just checked the “Cast” page and Uncle Chuey’s not on it yet. Is he going to be added at some point? I want to see what the little blurb will say about him.

    1. Nick Wright

      Typically I don’t add a character to the Cast page until they’ve shown up more than a few times.

  16. Passerby

    Including characters from guest strips as canon? You find interesting ways to expand fanservice.

    1. BigWill076

      That’s fanservice I can get behind! I just want the story to progress, honestly.

      1. Hoppa

        Thats get behind I can get behind!

  17. Rob Lopez

    SO STOKED! And yet, so sad at the same time. Poor Miranda. But thumbs up, Chuey! Er, sorry, bad choice of words…

    1. Pashakitty

      No, she doesn’t want her thumbs up Chuey, she already had her fingers up Tracy.

      1. tmillerofde

        LOL Priceless!

  18. Hoppa

    Jello everywhere….

  19. Pashakitty

    I love the fact that uncle Chuey’s wake board is sporting the same grin that he is in panel one. 🙂

  20. Matthew Henry

    My prediction…

    Tracy: Ah… Ah… S-She… She ran off… Th-that means… I WIN! HA HA HA!

    Rose: Oh yeah? (Strips down to bikini) Then I call winner!

    Tracy: What the… NO! WAIT!

    Rose: BODYSLAM! (Tackles Tracy back into the jello)

    1. The man who knows all

      And the cycle begins again.

  21. Mick

    *Mortal Kombat Voice*

    Round One…Tracey wins ….. Probe-mality

    Round Two….FIGHT!!!!

  22. Paradox Phantom

    When was this character introduced?

    1. Nick Wright

      Officially? Today.

      Unofficially, with Rob’s guest strip.

  23. The New Guy

    So, I just stumbled across your comic from the Tracy ad on GWS’s site. Just read the whole thing and love it. Definitely adding this to my list of current comics to read. Keep up the amazing work!

    1. Nick Wright

      Thanks, and welcome!

  24. jacanced

    chuey:chewbacca. hairy guy, coincidence?

    1. Dr Angry Ed

      Funny cultural fact: Chuey (which is written Chuy in latin american countries, but it’s comprehensible it changed since he’s a second generation american born latino) sounds like Chewie. It sparks a lot of jokes among latin Star Wars fans XD

      1. Nick Wright

        I just assumed it was correct because Rob’s last name is Lopez.

        1. Dr Angry Ed

          Oh, no, no, no, don’t get me wrong: the observation of the funny fact is directed to the similarity between the phonetics of Chuey/Chuy and Chewie. The way the name is spelled/written varies sometimes even on the same laguage 🙂

      2. jacanced

        not sure if this is relevant, but i am half Colombian, does that count as Latin?

  25. Jon

    In his original appearance in the guest strip. Miranda got him some limes–on her, looks like the lime’s ON her now. ZING

    1. Nick Wright

      IT’S THE CIRRRRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIFE

  26. Sara E.

    Has anyone else noticed that Uncle Chuey and the shark on the boogie board have the same grin?

    1. Dr Angry Ed

      Yessshh 😀

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