“First” will be the dowfall of mankind as we know it.
Daidarios
* downfall
Neil
Oh, so you weren’t talking about the stock exchange?
firstmaster
Neil,
Don’t worry. ‘FIRST!!!’ will soon make a comeback. I swear it!!!
Tang
Worse than people writing “fisrt” when they are the first to comment, is complaining about them doing so.
FWATANG
i agree. shall a competition be in order for mondays comic? 🙂
That Jewish Dude
THAT JEWISH DUDE ACCEPTS!!! NONE SHALL UPDATE FASTER THSN ME!!!!!
AND AS A PLOT TWIST, I AM ALSO THE FIRSTMASTER!!!!! IT IS THE NAME I WILL BE USING TO COMMENT FIRST ON MONDAY!!!!!
-TJD
Firsty (Minty)
I’m in too. But don’t cry too much when I win first like a boss.
That Jewish Dude
Why do people complain about other people writing ‘FIRST!!!’ when they are the first to comment?
-TJD
Heath Ledger Joker
Let’s put a smile on that face! 😉
That Jewish Dude
That Jewish Dude now officially have no life. That Jewish Dude spent the past few hours reading through the comments on every page to find out where the ‘FIRST!!!’ Game started.
It started on page 187 by ‘Minty Parish’ But didn’t really start appearing on every update until page 206.
Minty, congratulations, you started the legacy of the ‘FIRST!!!”
Yeah. I don’t think she looks blank, I think she looks angry.
ThatGuy
Oh damnit now I’m conflicted. At first I thought she looked angry but now I can’t decide.. if you focus on just her eyes she looks just blank and shocked but if you look at the way her eyebrows are arced she just looks mad. *brain implosion*
Bequh
Ohh, she’s mad. Comic artist must have seen that look a lot in his life to get it drawn perfectly. ^.^
I too noticed the apron before even finish reading the comic… why change the apron? what did the apron ever do to u besides cover ur man bits from scorching hot grill flames and uncooked steak!?!?!?! oh the humanity…
She looks more like someone who has been unexpectedly violated anally. But I understand your confusion. Many 13 year olds also wear this expression. It’s called hormones.
I understand her expression is due to being violated in a pool of jello, but I remember having that expression for much of my teen years without having someone goose me. It’s the expression you get when things don’t exactly go your way, and you’re highly humiliated. Most 13 year olds perpetually wear it.
Must say, if looks could kill, that one would surely be the one to do it. Tracy looks scary! Makes me glad the 4th wall protects us from her glare attack >.>
I think shes more unsettled by the fact she got the finger(s) in front of ALL those witnesses, and she can’t take it back and she will Never live that one down.
Oh, and Arne’s teenage son looks bored, not pissed. As the gay son who was used to ‘sidetrack’ the boss so that the jello-fight could happen unsupervised, I imagine that unless said boss tried hitting on him (I’m not sure that this isn’t a possibility) he’d look outright bored at this point anyways.
Given the position of Tracy’s hands, I don’t think it was her butt that got invaded. She looks less angry than… violated. Two girls enter, both leave traumatized.
75 thoughts on “Vouch”
RotSman
I thoroughly enjoy this comic!
chumash99
I thoroughly enjoy your comment! I’m trying to encourage people to write something more original than “first” when they’re the first to comment.
Daidarios
“First” will be the dowfall of mankind as we know it.
Daidarios
* downfall
Neil
Oh, so you weren’t talking about the stock exchange?
firstmaster
Neil,
Don’t worry. ‘FIRST!!!’ will soon make a comeback. I swear it!!!
Tang
Worse than people writing “fisrt” when they are the first to comment, is complaining about them doing so.
FWATANG
i agree. shall a competition be in order for mondays comic? 🙂
That Jewish Dude
THAT JEWISH DUDE ACCEPTS!!! NONE SHALL UPDATE FASTER THSN ME!!!!!
AND AS A PLOT TWIST, I AM ALSO THE FIRSTMASTER!!!!! IT IS THE NAME I WILL BE USING TO COMMENT FIRST ON MONDAY!!!!!
-TJD
Firsty (Minty)
I’m in too. But don’t cry too much when I win first like a boss.
That Jewish Dude
Why do people complain about other people writing ‘FIRST!!!’ when they are the first to comment?
-TJD
Heath Ledger Joker
Let’s put a smile on that face! 😉
That Jewish Dude
That Jewish Dude now officially have no life. That Jewish Dude spent the past few hours reading through the comments on every page to find out where the ‘FIRST!!!’ Game started.
It started on page 187 by ‘Minty Parish’ But didn’t really start appearing on every update until page 206.
Minty, congratulations, you started the legacy of the ‘FIRST!!!”
-TJD
Nick Wright
I hate to disappoint, TJD, but there’s an earlier example.
https://og.treadingground.com/?p=973&cpage=1#comment-1939
RotSman takes that dubious crown way back on #143. The First First. And he had an actual comment about the comic too!
Minty
Aww, dammit. So I’m only the Second First? I weep over my lost sense of redundance.
That Jewish Dude
DAMMIT!!! I DIDN’T SEE HIM DECLARE HIMSELF FIRST!!!
I will now commit Seppuku so that I may redeem myself.
After I make the first comment on monday’s comic.
-TJD
redneckninja
i still think facebook will be the downfall of mankind…. but hey i could be wrong
That Jewish Dude
No. You’re right. It will be Facebook.
=Khaos
BermudaRectangle
…Into food baron brand gelatin
B
… and got fingered …
noname
… in the ass
maki0129
… by another woman.
Geoff Appleby
…and it was good.
Renadt
… and I liked it…
Renadt
Me, or maybe every guy watching as well.
Minty
I love Tracy’s blank expression. She seems pretty traumatized.
MCBromance
I think Tracy looks more pissed that she lost…an awkward loss at that….not like she can say anything either..
Taurin
Yeah. I don’t think she looks blank, I think she looks angry.
ThatGuy
Oh damnit now I’m conflicted. At first I thought she looked angry but now I can’t decide.. if you focus on just her eyes she looks just blank and shocked but if you look at the way her eyebrows are arced she just looks mad. *brain implosion*
Bequh
Ohh, she’s mad. Comic artist must have seen that look a lot in his life to get it drawn perfectly. ^.^
David Herbert
I agree. Now will she make Miranda’s life a living hell or back off when she realises how badly she can get sued for racial slurs?
Johnny5
I like how she’s staring them down, as if to say “Yes, THATS ALL that happened…”
I also would like to say that I’m keeping my $40.00. The match ended with Miranda leaving the pool first….so technically I won that bet…
I don’t know. I’m not very good at gambling. Let’s just call it a draw, shall we?
MCBromance
I smell a weak cop-out. If your gonna gamble, don’t back out when you lose lol atleast be a fair loser
Johnny5
Sir,
I have yet to do anything fair in my lifetime and I’m not going to start now 😛
MegaHentai
But… but what about Chuey?!?
Anaya
Chuey…will live!
Mr. Freeman
SQWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *flails arms around madly*
Pink Freud
until some alien douchbag drops a moon on him.
Jim
Tracy looks *SO* pissed! (LOVE it!)
OutLawRed
go see The Hangover II, and you will understand Tracy’s silence
PantherScott
Or if you’ve seen the first one you can skip the sequel which is the exact same movie.
MCBromance
I haven’t seen the first one yet but I’m going to see The Hangover II tonight…fffuuu
OutLawRed
yeeeeeah… definitely NOT the same… *shudders*
Dr. wonderful
It look like no one is getting fingered n this mystery.
Also, loved the fact that he fixed his apron.
Lolburger
I do like the fact he fixed his apron. True foodbaron ingenuity…marker and all.
Chessure
I too noticed the apron before even finish reading the comic… why change the apron? what did the apron ever do to u besides cover ur man bits from scorching hot grill flames and uncooked steak!?!?!?! oh the humanity…
Squared
Yup, she looks quite angry to say the least. It is fair to say she tripped, but I doubt she isn’t too happy about it.
Awesome work Mr. Nick, it’s times like these that make webcomics really fun to read.
Sara E.
Tracy looks like a petulant 13 year old.
Oberon
She looks more like someone who has been unexpectedly violated anally. But I understand your confusion. Many 13 year olds also wear this expression. It’s called hormones.
Sara E.
I understand her expression is due to being violated in a pool of jello, but I remember having that expression for much of my teen years without having someone goose me. It’s the expression you get when things don’t exactly go your way, and you’re highly humiliated. Most 13 year olds perpetually wear it.
Tyler
Tracy isn’t the only one that looks mad
Sara E.
Yeah, Alex looks pretty pissy too. Wonder who lit the fuse on his tampon?
Shiro
Must say, if looks could kill, that one would surely be the one to do it. Tracy looks scary! Makes me glad the 4th wall protects us from her glare attack >.>
John Madden
I’ve stared down Puchuu more intimidating than her.
Mick
I think shes more unsettled by the fact she got the finger(s) in front of ALL those witnesses, and she can’t take it back and she will Never live that one down.
Draykow
genius material
Bert
First.. To notice the new banner? 😀 Love it.
Nick Wright
It’s been up for about three weeks. I’ve been enjoying watching reactions as browser caches refresh. 🙂
Rock
Tracy looks like she’s cupping/guarding her private parts very fiercely, there. I’m curious as to how this is going to affect work relations…
Shame uncle Chuey didn’t get a chance to do more at this party than walk off after his niece to comfort her.
OblivionAlpha
Tracy uses LEER your it was super effective your defense sharply drops
That Jewish Dude
Forget Tracy, why does Arnie’s son look so pissed?
-TJD
Crestlinger
Likely because he missed out/can see that his dad is lying through his teeth.
Nick Wright
https://og.treadingground.com/?p=1465
chumash99
Plus he’s HoYay, so missing out on any kind of anal sex has got to be a bummer. 😉
The man who knows all
At leas they have their stories straight.
Guest #667
I thought it was Miranda who slipped…
Oh, and I’m betting Tracey will be eating her steak standing up.
Gues #667
Oh, and Arne’s teenage son looks bored, not pissed. As the gay son who was used to ‘sidetrack’ the boss so that the jello-fight could happen unsupervised, I imagine that unless said boss tried hitting on him (I’m not sure that this isn’t a possibility) he’d look outright bored at this point anyways.
That Jewish Dude
That Jewish dude pretty sure that Bill hitting on him would be why he is pissed off.
‘Thanks a lot dad. You left me alone with a pedophile. A bald pedophile in a weird hat.
-TJD
Am
Actually, I think it would be ephebophilia rather than pedophilia… Just saying.
DownwithFirst
Given the position of Tracy’s hands, I don’t think it was her butt that got invaded. She looks less angry than… violated. Two girls enter, both leave traumatized.
Mr. Freeman
Those are the rules of the Jell-O-Drome!
Renadt