Employee Benefits
Posted on May 24, 2010 by Nick Wright

I don't recall that particular option being in the employee handbook.

10 thoughts on “Employee Benefits”

  1. Val Kilmer Batman

    Is that SUPPOSED to look like a penis?

    1. Nick

      Clearly you have seen some unorthodox penises.

      1. Meestashane

        +1 in your win column!

      2. BMeph

        Unorthodox, uncut pork…
        i see wut u did ther…

  2. Qalypso

    Not a human one, at least. Looks more like a skinned forearm to me. Probably will cause some PTSD flashbacks. Tongue action is genuine looking. brrr….

    1. Nick

      It’s actually a pork loin. They’re totally gross.

      1. chumash99

        But very tasty–when cooked, that is. 🙂

        1. Lauran

          Agreed. nom nom nom…

  3. Allen the not-so-wise

    And that is why, dear children, Jewish people can not be Vampires. It just ain’t Kosher.

    1. Pink Freud

      That depends on how you kill it

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