You owe me a keyboard… like, you seriously do. I actually spit my water out on it… the shift key won’t really work now. I’ll let it dry out and see what happens.
Seawee
This is awesome.
Also, I wish it was animated too XD
Ginger
Try silica gel–that should draw the moisture out. *^_^*
No, it’s not a requirement, it’s an adjustment. Before you get to the Prestige Class, the Common Class modifies you to 3 so that you can level up with a party mooching off the team kills, Prestige Class just locks it in at 0 because by then you’ll be just skilled enough to be on your own.
What was that quote of his? Oh, yeah: “Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke. But occasionally a corn dog is a huge cock mouth-fucking your braindead boyfriend.”
i thought it was George Carlin: “Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar…Oh yeah, well sometimes it’s a big brown dick, with some criminal business asshole sucking on the wet end”
Oberon
Wow… I love Carlin, but hadn’t heard that bit. I just made up my faux quote above. But if coming in second place (well, third, maybe eights, how about accepting 10,000th, damnit!) to Carlin is the best I can do, I will die happy!
I still say she craftily pulled it down half-way when she saw Nate….and then Deep-Fried Weiner Boy had to go and mess up her game. I wouldn’t be surprised if that zipper goes up to ’11’ after that.
She didn’t dump him, he broke it off with her because she was to young and he could have gone to jail. If you think about it, he’s one of those rare types of guys.
Selfish, short-sighted and stupid? Nothing rare about that…
Thatguyyouknowfromwork
Not believing in statutory rape is selfish?
Oberon
Yeah, I gotta agree. Not tapping the underage chick, no matter how worldly she may be, is not a character flaw.
Half-remembered and rather squicky quote from Lolita follows (Lolita is 12, by the way): “I wasn’t even her first” This is her step-father speaking. “Oh, not a blood relative, no problem!” “Oh, she is already sexually active, no problem!” Um, no. No. A thousand times, no.
Um, as if that excuses a 30ish guy to bang underage girls… Yuk. The line needs to be drawn somewhere, even though society and pervs loves to yammer about the cases which might be seen to be exceptions.
1. He dropped her jailbait butt, when he found she was dancing topless at a party they bith attended;
2. THEN, ALMOST reconciled with her, even setup a day/date/time to meet and get back together;
3. UNTIL he walked in and Rose wanted to get him jealous by grabbing and kissing Trevor in FRONT of Nate! – After which, Trev presumed “HE” was the next squeeze in her life, and started sexing her every chance he got!
Rose DIDN’T violate a fuck-buddy rule, because simply, she NEVER fucked Nate (except OVER) and the 2 of them are NO LONGER dating!
He freely admitted to being a Steven Seagal movie fan. I’ve seen his movies, and if you’re a fan of those, this is about the intelligence level I’d expect. (Under Siege being an exception, saved by Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, Colm Meaney, and Erica Eleniak.) About the only thing worse he could’ve admitted to was liking Uwe Boll or Tommy Wiseau movies.
Am I the only one noticing that while Rose and Nate are looking at the corn-dog-nipple-pinching monkey, Miranda is looking at Nate in deciept of that “we’re just hanging out” comment?
No, it’s just one of those “It’s so obvious that we don’t need to explain it” types of things. Although she kinda seems to have the emotion of “I was hoping it could be one.”
Just in case you are interested, we had to make animated gif files as part of a digital media class at GGC. This is the link the prof used to talk us through it.
It’s guys like this that deserve to have their head cut open and the brain given to someone more deserving. Mainly because he is abusing it through lack of use.
I know there must be so many “least favorite parts of breakups”, but the custody battle has to be one of the worst. Where is it not safe to go anymore, and on which days? Worse, which locales do you have to share? And all the while you’re running the odds of accidentally engaging your ex without an exit strategy, sort of like trying to take a peaceful walk in the Sudan and instead stepping on a landmine.
94 thoughts on “Theatrics”
David Herbert
Oh yeah, she’s really managed to trade up.
Steve
That was my first thought, too. ^_^
Chayle
Hrmmm, i wonder who is enjoying themselves more: The one who puked after a kiddy ride, or that corn dog?
Ginger
I think it’s obvious the real winner here is the corn dog. I mean, it’s jizzing mustard all over that d-bag’s face.
G@tor
You owe me a keyboard… like, you seriously do. I actually spit my water out on it… the shift key won’t really work now. I’ll let it dry out and see what happens.
Seawee
This is awesome.
Also, I wish it was animated too XD
Ginger
Try silica gel–that should draw the moisture out. *^_^*
Punman
I believe you mean the real “weiner”
PUNMAN STRIKES AGAIN!
Capt. Obvious
confound you Punman! Your mastery over play-on-words and double entendres brings my blood to a boil and my piss to a simmer!
I’ll get you someday!
Until then, Captain Obvious is obviously a douche fag.
PS Fat people are unattractive. (no duh)
Mike
Hey! I’m fat AND gorgeous! Take back your comment naive!
GrammerMan
knave*
SpellingMan
GrammarMan
Fauxlosopher
A straight line of ownage. I very nearly suspect samefaggery here.
SpellingMan (Azrael)
I swear, to all the is right in the world, I am not the same fag as GrammerMan. (It pains me to write his name.)
Also, what could you possibly gain from curb-stomping yourself? :/
SpellingMan the second
I do believe it’s “all THAT is right,” not “all THE is right.”
Dr. wonderful
…Wow…Regret it now Rose?
Now that I think about it, Rose DID say she was going to be there, and she bought the Butt monkey.
Thatguyyouknowfromwork
When did she say that?
Dr. wonderful
my bad, it was Mini golf she said.
https://og.treadingground.com/?p=1131
Sorry, about that.
Thatguyyouknowfromwork
It’s all good.
Capt. Horndog
Butt monkey? That’s actually very precise. Good show, old chap.
Brooklyn Red Leg
Well nice to see that Trevor took a few more levels in the Douchebag Prestige Class. What a catch, amirite?
FWATANG
u r indeed rite
The Negro Guy
Indeed.
Utterly Confuzzled
Is it a class requirement that you have 0 charisma? If so, he really picked the right one 😛
Bill M.
No, it’s not a requirement, it’s an adjustment. Before you get to the Prestige Class, the Common Class modifies you to 3 so that you can level up with a party mooching off the team kills, Prestige Class just locks it in at 0 because by then you’ll be just skilled enough to be on your own.
Math Geek
Paul Smecker shaking his head in shame…”Well, Freud was right.”
Oberon
What was that quote of his? Oh, yeah: “Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke. But occasionally a corn dog is a huge cock mouth-fucking your braindead boyfriend.”
Kramegame
couldn’t have said it any better myself…
Brett
Don’t forget the part about him tweaking his nipple at the same time. Is that a different message, or is he aping Rose’s technique?
The Negro Guy
Maybe he wants to try something new…
Pink Freud
i thought it was George Carlin: “Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar…Oh yeah, well sometimes it’s a big brown dick, with some criminal business asshole sucking on the wet end”
Oberon
Wow… I love Carlin, but hadn’t heard that bit. I just made up my faux quote above. But if coming in second place (well, third, maybe eights, how about accepting 10,000th, damnit!) to Carlin is the best I can do, I will die happy!
Muddy
He still wants her.
Midge
So… are Rose’s boobs so big that they’re about to pop one of the buttons on her shirt?
MJSox
It’s a zipper, it threw me off at first too.
Boomer Gonzales
I still say she craftily pulled it down half-way when she saw Nate….and then Deep-Fried Weiner Boy had to go and mess up her game. I wouldn’t be surprised if that zipper goes up to ’11’ after that.
OverlordLaharl79
And you dumped this guy again why? Rose, you just traded down.
The Negro Guy
She didn’t dump him, he broke it off with her because she was to young and he could have gone to jail. If you think about it, he’s one of those rare types of guys.
AbslomRob
Selfish, short-sighted and stupid? Nothing rare about that…
Thatguyyouknowfromwork
Not believing in statutory rape is selfish?
Oberon
Yeah, I gotta agree. Not tapping the underage chick, no matter how worldly she may be, is not a character flaw.
Half-remembered and rather squicky quote from Lolita follows (Lolita is 12, by the way): “I wasn’t even her first” This is her step-father speaking. “Oh, not a blood relative, no problem!” “Oh, she is already sexually active, no problem!” Um, no. No. A thousand times, no.
Um, as if that excuses a 30ish guy to bang underage girls… Yuk. The line needs to be drawn somewhere, even though society and pervs loves to yammer about the cases which might be seen to be exceptions.
NF
I feel like Rose is violating some sort of fuckbuddy-related social etiquette. Does anyone codify rules for this sort of thing?
NF
Also, good job manipulating the expectations for social awkwardness in this meeting.
The Negro Guy
Their actually is a code. http://missbeh.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/rules-for-having-a-fuck-buddy/
Jim
Don’t forget, Rose and Nate are NO MORE! –
1. He dropped her jailbait butt, when he found she was dancing topless at a party they bith attended;
2. THEN, ALMOST reconciled with her, even setup a day/date/time to meet and get back together;
3. UNTIL he walked in and Rose wanted to get him jealous by grabbing and kissing Trevor in FRONT of Nate! – After which, Trev presumed “HE” was the next squeeze in her life, and started sexing her every chance he got!
Rose DIDN’T violate a fuck-buddy rule, because simply, she NEVER fucked Nate (except OVER) and the 2 of them are NO LONGER dating!
David
I’m pretty sure the fuckbuddy comment was directed at Rose and Trevor, not Rose and Nate.
By the way, worst link ever, those rules are absolute garbage. Those aren’t rules for fuckbuddies, they’re rules for someone you’re cheating with.
Georga
I just read that list and I was thinking the same thing.
Tyler
^ I was thinking that too
Stephen
and here i thought he couldn’t get any dumber
Bill M.
He freely admitted to being a Steven Seagal movie fan. I’ve seen his movies, and if you’re a fan of those, this is about the intelligence level I’d expect. (Under Siege being an exception, saved by Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, Colm Meaney, and Erica Eleniak.) About the only thing worse he could’ve admitted to was liking Uwe Boll or Tommy Wiseau movies.
Fox
Best Steven Seagal move is “Executive Decision” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116253/
He dies less than 10 minutes into the movie…. best steven seagal movie ever
Fauxlosopher
Or Glenn Beck.
MegaHentai
I have it in my head now that somehow, some way, Miranda could end up fucking Trevor. I cannot decide if this would be awesome or horrifying.
The Negro Guy
Horrifying for Rose, awesome for Miranda.
The Negro Guy
And not everything in the world works like hentai. …would be funny if it did though.
Jim
Can’t see that happening … Miranda seems to be a gir – no, WOMAN (she’s OVER legal age) who I gather has her head together!
I don’t see her taking up with a dick-head, moron who’s STILL in High School, JUST because he gives head to acorn-dog!
Cain
Is that shirt Bleach based by any chance?
Nick Wright
I was going for Ed Hardy Lite.
Jamming
Dear God, don’t let him breed. Thanks, Jamming.
Gasgano
Am I the only one noticing that while Rose and Nate are looking at the corn-dog-nipple-pinching monkey, Miranda is looking at Nate in deciept of that “we’re just hanging out” comment?
The Negro Guy
No, it’s just one of those “It’s so obvious that we don’t need to explain it” types of things. Although she kinda seems to have the emotion of “I was hoping it could be one.”
Jim
@Gasgano –
YOU caught that too? … almost a; “and-I-thought-we-were-doing-well!” look!
Pink Freud
Just in case you are interested, we had to make animated gif files as part of a digital media class at GGC. This is the link the prof used to talk us through it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-9_HwRcd1A
Nick Wright
I know how to do it, it’s just a style choice that I don’t.
Thanks though!
MeestaShane
Man, those eyes reminded me of the opening of that old cartoon short The Inspector from the old Pink Panther cartoons.
Ominous
It’s guys like this that deserve to have their head cut open and the brain given to someone more deserving. Mainly because he is abusing it through lack of use.
Captain Fubar
Actually, he isn’t abusing it through lack of use. He’s just using everything he has in it.
That is a very sad thought indeed.
Ginger
I know there must be so many “least favorite parts of breakups”, but the custody battle has to be one of the worst. Where is it not safe to go anymore, and on which days? Worse, which locales do you have to share? And all the while you’re running the odds of accidentally engaging your ex without an exit strategy, sort of like trying to take a peaceful walk in the Sudan and instead stepping on a landmine.
Harry Balzac
HAAA! I love this Trevor kid. Reminds me of me.
Eric
Just say ‘No’ to animations of goofballs giving head to a corn dog.
That guy really puts the ASS back in class. And then some.
Georga