Life can sneak up on you sometimes.
THE FUCK?! Man, THAT came out of god-damned left field!
The Negro Guy agrees…most suspicious.
FWATANG approves of Negro Guy’s suspicions and third person speech patterns.
Also, just noticed that he’s not protesting the “Milf hunter” jab.
he’s been established as a MILF hunter, it’s a fact.
he doesn’t want to believe that he is something that society views as wrong, which is why he is denying the Homophobe thing. It’s the greater of two evils.
also, due to the bro code, he isn’t allowed to say anything:
good for you fat balls!
Anyone can find love, so long as their fat balls don’t get in the way of the passion.
He had a girlfriend? Him? $10 says he met her online.
The Negro Guy bets $15 bucks that she’s cracking a whip on his ass.
Elston bets their limit is picking the nubblies off eachothers “his and hers” flannel jammies!
I bet $25 he paid $25.
I have a $20 that told me they’ll onyt cameo from now on.
Holy balls she looks like Tracy.
The Negro Guy agrees, but asks is it in the way of she’s hot enough to bang but not date, or okay to date but no plow-age?
wtf is with this “The Negro Guy says x” bs?
dont question the Negro Guy’s methods.
Agreed the bookworm older sister version.
That is the exact same thing that went through my mind here. Tracy’s younger sister, maybe?
She could also inadvertently tell Tracy some juicy tidbits of information about Nate that he doesn’t want to get out if thats the case.
Watch out Nate. You could have a spy!
It’s a Trap!
You know that was the first i notice
There is hope for us all!
…and Nate is being a major peckerhead!
Rejoice! More boobs have been delivered unto us!
The author said “Let there be boobs” and lo there were boobs, and all was good.
and the dawn and the dusk were the 184th comic
and there was much rejoicing
This won’t end well. He’ll be back…. right?
Someone needs to be the oblivious one in the apartment. XD
The Negro Guy says get a black guy! They easily fill the void in every way possible. How does The Negro Guy know, you ask? The Negro Guy is one!
No way…Negro guy is a black guy? WTF?
Hmmm….her boobs appear to be big. BBW, perchance?
I did try to draw her a little on the more to love side.
The Negro Guy has the strange urge to eat cereal out of the dimples in her ass.
Khaos knows that you stole that from Family guy. Khaos also thinks that The Negro Guy needs to stop referring to himself in the third person. It’s getting a bit annoying.
The Negro Guy says The Negro Guy will keep referring to The Negro Guy’s self in third person, because The Negro Guy can and will. Also, The Negro Guy can quote whoever The Negro Guy wants to quote. If you have a problem with the way The Negro Guy operates, then you are shit out of luck.
-The Negro Guy
p.s. Haha You did the same thing.
I actually have no problem with stealing lined from anything.
FWATANG says The Negro Guy has every right to remain the way he is.
wow. that was straight out of left field. not that it matters much, Fatballs isn’t really a major character anyhow. just phase that bastard out.
oh and Negro Guy? STFU. referring to yourself in the third person? really?
this isn’t the 90’s. The Rock did it for wrestling and it was mildly entertaining at the time. Amane Misa did it in Death Note and it was straight up annoying.
but this obviously forced-meme faggotry has gotta stop. No one gives a shit. we have plenty of nigga jokes on the internet without some retarded “The Negro Guy says X” making its way into the already clogged up arteries of the internet’s collective conscious of overused and REALLY forced memes.
FWATANG GTFO you sockpuppet.
Has anyone ever seen Nergo Guy and FWATANG in the same room at the same time?
I’m just sayin’…..
As a fellow Negro Guy I must say you need to stop sipping on that haterade and let The Negro Guy be.
it’s … over nine thousaaaaAAAAAAND!!!
no that has nothing to do with anything.
but yea. straight out of left feild.
Looks like you got the ‘little’ part right – She’s definitely not Rose thin here but still very well done, made her pretty cute for a drawn character :]
Could be my thing for glasses on a girl though… hmm.
C”mon, say it with me:
“Please, Sir, can we have some moe?” 😉
I’d hit it.
The Negro Guy would, but The Negro Guy doesn’t want paper cuts.
I think that bondage needs to be explored in some way,
leathery latex hijinks Batman!!
(also, that is the part steve is worried about?)
Whats wrong with being called scottish?
But…he was..It was a stab at…
Well played, Muddy McMilfhunter, well played…
HOWEVER! “Mc” comes from a Gaelic word meaning “Son of”. Gaelic is Irish and originated from Spanish Germanians who discovered the island early in the first Millennia A.D.
Therefore it is safer to say he is being called Irish, not Scottish.
So, ENGARDE! MOTHERF*CKER! (pun intended.)
Hey Rose said it best he’s a big teddy bear, some girls like that and if she likes anime then they do have stuff to talk about. It dose happen believe it or not ^^.
The Negro Guy is hoping there will be some detail on how these two met, and hopefully it will be violent. Oh, and The Negro Guy thinks a black guy should replace Derek.
Negro guy. Will you marry me? Haha
Sorry, but The Negro Guy is taken. haha
Clearly, Negro Guy is mostly taken with himself…..
Derek leaves, and maybe Rose moves in?
Naah! Too easy! 🙂
The Negro Guy says easy but hilarious.
FWATANG says tracy should try to assert herself into the apartment now…
The Negro Guy says her vagina would probably take up most of the room.
ROFL that is how im sharing this comic on Facebook..
The Oberon guy is rooting *GAH*EAR*WORM* I’m rooting for Miranda moving in. And Derek’s GF looks a little like her, too. Except with glasses and shorter hair.
And then they all wake up.
The Negro Guy says that would be funny. All that has just happened was all a dream Nate had, and he wakes up next to Rose. Then the cops bust in and take him away. Just throwing that out there for anyone to use…
I’m not sure what’s creepier here:
The fact that Derek has a girlfriend.
The fact that, in the last panel, the two of them happen to look identical to myself and an ex. Like, so eerily similar, that I’m afraid to look at it again.
She even has the same curves… It scares me.
The Negro Guy says your past has come back to haunt you! WOOOOOOOO, and all that crap.
don’t you mean WOOOoOoOoO?
No, The Negro Guy says WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
He takes rather shocking offense to bigotry accusations, considering the depths of his bastarditude. Is it me or does Fatballs look like he’s actually shed a couple of pounds?
I don’t think it’s just you… hmm….