Gasp! The Negro Guy wouldn’t simply shout yay! The Negro Guy would state that he is in fact shouting yay!
You’re an impostor!
Bubbaclaw
Actually Rose fucked DOWN, [as in going down the species chart].
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy does what The Negro Guy feels like The Negro Guy wants to do. If The Negro Guy Wants to relax on the third person view, then The Negro Guy shall do it. As long as The Negro Guy is dating a blonde haired, brown eyed, white skinned beauty, Then The Negro Guy doesn’t care.
Mister Indeed
Very well, you have convinced me this day… but don’t think I won’t be watching… I’m on you like a hawk is on…
The Negro Guy thinks that her cards are running low, but she still can make a play or two. It’ll be a long shot, but in the end, if she does it right, he’ll have to fold.
Shouldn’t Rose have said, “I done fucked up.”? I mean, she lives in a trailer park in NC, but I’m sure I talk in a weird way to people who AREN’T from the Midwest.
Also, if you think about it, she tries to be less like the rest of her family. She doesn’t do a good job of it though. The Author of this story is really good at channeling personalities.
Eh, The Negro Guy says once you get laid, you really don’t find drawn girls as attractive as you first thought. That and you start looking for flaws in girls more.
The white guy says that I still like pictures of pretty women, even drawn ones, despite having had sex with real women – some of which I didn’t have to pay! 🙂 I also have developed a more realistic attitude to wards women’s appearance, but that was probably just age.
Actually, I find myself finding beauty in far more places now, than when I was a virgin teen. That could also be age and wisdom kicking in… A friends son was dating a very attractive girl (I’d say HOT, but she was so young I’d be arrested for thinking it), and he dumped her because she had some acne. My comment to him: “Acne goes away, beauty remains.”
The Negro Guy says Aya (I think that’s her name) should have known the terms to befriending a slut. Also, The Negro Guy is wondering what ethnicity is Aya?
TOM likes Roses friend and thinks it would be funny if she hooked up with the roomate of the guy whos name escapes me at the moment, not tubby the asshole one
Nate could date Rose now because Steve found out that she is legal and has told Nate so there really is no problem and also Nate and Miranda are just friends
Hmm…I sense a plot inversion coming. Nate now knows he can legally have sex with Rose, while Rose has recognized that a relationship needs more then sex to be fufilling. The gods of irony dictate that the author must now spend several months with Nate desperately trying to have sex with Rose, and Rose holding him off because she’s not ready for another physical relationship yet…
87 thoughts on “Artifact”
Geoff Appleby
huzzah! She’s growing a clue 🙂
Corporal KFC
Oh I bet she’s got a RAGING clue.
RotSman
The next NSFW strip will be about clutanari.
RotSman
That first panel is MONEY. Is that shirt available in the official TG store?
Nick Wright
Going to gauge interest here. If people like it, I can have it up pretty soon.
flammablehippie
DO WANT.
LadyMaul
Ooh! Love the shirt!! (Totally makes up for Trevor’s butt!)
Lazruth
Want. Want so very much.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy must have it.
Nick Wright
It’s up!
http://treadingground.spreadshirt.com/undead-teenage-mothers-I11055967
The Negro Guy
YAY!!! XD
Mister Indeed
Gasp! The Negro Guy wouldn’t simply shout yay! The Negro Guy would state that he is in fact shouting yay!
You’re an impostor!
Bubbaclaw
Actually Rose fucked DOWN, [as in going down the species chart].
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy does what The Negro Guy feels like The Negro Guy wants to do. If The Negro Guy Wants to relax on the third person view, then The Negro Guy shall do it. As long as The Negro Guy is dating a blonde haired, brown eyed, white skinned beauty, Then The Negro Guy doesn’t care.
Mister Indeed
Very well, you have convinced me this day… but don’t think I won’t be watching… I’m on you like a hawk is on…
Oooo! Shiny things!
Pink Freud
…but only if Aya comes with it.
Los
I toast to your wisdom. *raises glass*
illyria
holly shit, a comment pyramid
Kramegame
hold on let me finish it. the pyramid
KWilt
Money’s on everyone being up in arms about this being against Rose’s character.
;adjusts his glasses;
I, however, looooove it. :3
Lazruth
Yeah, well, they can bite my second wang if the don’t like the fact that a character is developing. I’ll grow one just for ’em.
Kramegame
wait, so you don’t have two? i just assumed everyone did….XD
Ndus3
You have only one peni? LET ME^ SEE IT!!!
David Herbert
I’m good with it. Wonder if she’ll actually win him back or if they stay apart forever?
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy thinks that her cards are running low, but she still can make a play or two. It’ll be a long shot, but in the end, if she does it right, he’ll have to fold.
Minty-Phresh
God I love these t-shirts. Undead Teenage Mothers FTW!
Mike
Shouldn’t Rose have said, “I done fucked up.”? I mean, she lives in a trailer park in NC, but I’m sure I talk in a weird way to people who AREN’T from the Midwest.
flammablehippie
The consequences will never be the same.
Tabbies
Sorry to break it to ya but she should be stoned right now for it to be an accurate NC trailer park girl.
Nick Wright
Rose was raised by television and movies, and consequently has a generic American accent.
The Negro Guy
Also, if you think about it, she tries to be less like the rest of her family. She doesn’t do a good job of it though. The Author of this story is really good at channeling personalities.
Mike
The Negro Guy forgot to make his statement in third person 😉
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy was tired.
The Negro Guy
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeri
I lived in a trailer park in NC, and here in MN too, and to my surprise I never once heard someone talk like that.
Nick Wright
I lived in several in SC. You can escape the culture if you consciously choose to.
Tssha
Those are awesome band names. Especially Crash & The Roadside Memorials. So…wrong… *laughs*
ryuu798
DAYMN!! I must say, you can draw some really sexy female characters, I salute you!
Nick Wright
Thank you sir!
The Negro Guy
Eh, The Negro Guy says once you get laid, you really don’t find drawn girls as attractive as you first thought. That and you start looking for flaws in girls more.
Eric
The white guy says that I still like pictures of pretty women, even drawn ones, despite having had sex with real women – some of which I didn’t have to pay! 🙂 I also have developed a more realistic attitude to wards women’s appearance, but that was probably just age.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy likes The White Guys comment.
Oberon
Actually, I find myself finding beauty in far more places now, than when I was a virgin teen. That could also be age and wisdom kicking in… A friends son was dating a very attractive girl (I’d say HOT, but she was so young I’d be arrested for thinking it), and he dumped her because she had some acne. My comment to him: “Acne goes away, beauty remains.”
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy says ain’t that the truth.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy says Aya (I think that’s her name) should have known the terms to befriending a slut. Also, The Negro Guy is wondering what ethnicity is Aya?
Nick Wright
She’s mixed. It probably won’t come up in TG, but there’s some Irish, Dominican, Native American, and more in her lineage.
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy says that’s hot.
Kramegame
That is quite the potent mix….=P
FWATANG
go native americans!!!!
Neil
The early comics made it very clear that she did know.
More fool her.
Earl
More Aya!
RotSman
A thousand times THIS.
Taurin
…and in skimpier clothes.
Kramegame
no clothes is good too…
The Negro Guy
The Negro Guy says BONDAGE LEATHER!!!!!!!!!!
MJSox
bondage my good man? Something tells me you’ll see it, but either way it’s involving Dickweed or Tracy (or both for those who ship that)
BluFalcon
Holy Shit, the “Clue Bird” arrived! Looking forward to seeing where this goes.
Hail to the King
it’s 10 minutes after 12 and there are already 31 comment… there’s a joke set up here somewhere
BunnyRemix
Oh, thank God. Let the character development flow!
MeestaShane
Thank you for finally giving me Aya in panties.
Arc Impulse
It seems like the entire real point of this comic was Aya in panties and the dialog was just an extra. I’m not complaining, of course. 😀
fezz
wait! there was text!?
*goes and reads*
amazing the ferrets in rose’s brain stopped screwing and got back on the wheels!
That One Mexican
TOM likes Roses friend and thinks it would be funny if she hooked up with the roomate of the guy whos name escapes me at the moment, not tubby the asshole one
Jim
That could be rough … ;
Nate is developing a dating “thing” with a legal age co-worker;
Derek (the blond guy – a.k.a. asshole) just announced the past week, he’s moving out of the guys place and IN with a girlfriend no one knew he had!;
And Steve (The dark haired guy with goatee) is currently boffing Rose’s Mom!
I don’t know — is Aya even dating, or has Rose got her scared ???
The Negro Guy
This is why The Negro Guy says there needs to be more black people in the comic.
Minty-Phresh
Minty Phresh agrees with that sentiment.
Ira Von Doom
Nate could date Rose now because Steve found out that she is legal and has told Nate so there really is no problem and also Nate and Miranda are just friends
SnideWizard
When was Derek an asshole?
He might say the wrong thing every now and then, but he’s not a jerk. Which puts him in the minority in this comic.
FWATANG
they messed up. asshole is the one who discovered rose’s actual legality.
Pink freud
Personally, I still have Aya pegged as a closet lesbian
AbslomRob
Hmm…I sense a plot inversion coming. Nate now knows he can legally have sex with Rose, while Rose has recognized that a relationship needs more then sex to be fufilling. The gods of irony dictate that the author must now spend several months with Nate desperately trying to have sex with Rose, and Rose holding him off because she’s not ready for another physical relationship yet…