I hear the Undead Teenage Mothers are going on tour with Suicide By Cop and Crash & The Roadside Memorials.

87 thoughts on “Artifact

  1. huzzah! She’s growing a clue 🙂

    1. Oh I bet she’s got a RAGING clue.

      1. The next NSFW strip will be about clutanari.

  2. That first panel is MONEY. Is that shirt available in the official TG store?

    1. Going to gauge interest here. If people like it, I can have it up pretty soon.

      1. DO WANT.

        1. Ooh! Love the shirt!! (Totally makes up for Trevor’s butt!)

        2. Want. Want so very much.

        3. The Negro Guy must have it.

        4. YAY!!! XD

        5. Gasp! The Negro Guy wouldn’t simply shout yay! The Negro Guy would state that he is in fact shouting yay!

          You’re an impostor!

        6. Actually Rose fucked DOWN, [as in going down the species chart].

        7. The Negro Guy does what The Negro Guy feels like The Negro Guy wants to do. If The Negro Guy Wants to relax on the third person view, then The Negro Guy shall do it. As long as The Negro Guy is dating a blonde haired, brown eyed, white skinned beauty, Then The Negro Guy doesn’t care.

        8. Very well, you have convinced me this day… but don’t think I won’t be watching… I’m on you like a hawk is on…

          Oooo! Shiny things!

        9. …but only if Aya comes with it.

        10. I toast to your wisdom. *raises glass*

        11. holly shit, a comment pyramid

        12. hold on let me finish it. the pyramid

  3. Money’s on everyone being up in arms about this being against Rose’s character.

    ;adjusts his glasses;

    I, however, looooove it. :3

    1. Yeah, well, they can bite my second wang if the don’t like the fact that a character is developing. I’ll grow one just for ’em.

      1. wait, so you don’t have two? i just assumed everyone did….XD

        1. You have only one peni? LET ME^ SEE IT!!!

    2. I’m good with it. Wonder if she’ll actually win him back or if they stay apart forever?

    3. The Negro Guy thinks that her cards are running low, but she still can make a play or two. It’ll be a long shot, but in the end, if she does it right, he’ll have to fold.

  4. God I love these t-shirts. Undead Teenage Mothers FTW!

  5. Shouldn’t Rose have said, “I done fucked up.”? I mean, she lives in a trailer park in NC, but I’m sure I talk in a weird way to people who AREN’T from the Midwest.

    1. The consequences will never be the same.

    2. Sorry to break it to ya but she should be stoned right now for it to be an accurate NC trailer park girl.

    3. Rose was raised by television and movies, and consequently has a generic American accent.

    4. Also, if you think about it, she tries to be less like the rest of her family. She doesn’t do a good job of it though. The Author of this story is really good at channeling personalities.

      1. The Negro Guy forgot to make his statement in third person 😉

        1. The Negro Guy was tired.

        2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    5. I lived in a trailer park in NC, and here in MN too, and to my surprise I never once heard someone talk like that.

      1. I lived in several in SC. You can escape the culture if you consciously choose to.

  6. Those are awesome band names. Especially Crash & The Roadside Memorials. So…wrong… *laughs*

  7. DAYMN!! I must say, you can draw some really sexy female characters, I salute you!

    1. Eh, The Negro Guy says once you get laid, you really don’t find drawn girls as attractive as you first thought. That and you start looking for flaws in girls more.

      1. The white guy says that I still like pictures of pretty women, even drawn ones, despite having had sex with real women – some of which I didn’t have to pay! 🙂 I also have developed a more realistic attitude to wards women’s appearance, but that was probably just age.

        1. The Negro Guy likes The White Guys comment.

      2. Actually, I find myself finding beauty in far more places now, than when I was a virgin teen. That could also be age and wisdom kicking in… A friends son was dating a very attractive girl (I’d say HOT, but she was so young I’d be arrested for thinking it), and he dumped her because she had some acne. My comment to him: “Acne goes away, beauty remains.”

        1. The Negro Guy says ain’t that the truth.

  8. The Negro Guy says Aya (I think that’s her name) should have known the terms to befriending a slut. Also, The Negro Guy is wondering what ethnicity is Aya?

    1. She’s mixed. It probably won’t come up in TG, but there’s some Irish, Dominican, Native American, and more in her lineage.

      1. The Negro Guy says that’s hot.

        1. That is quite the potent mix….=P

        2. go native americans!!!!

    2. The early comics made it very clear that she did know.

      More fool her.

  9. More Aya!

    1. A thousand times THIS.

      1. …and in skimpier clothes.

        1. no clothes is good too…

        2. The Negro Guy says BONDAGE LEATHER!!!!!!!!!!

        3. bondage my good man? Something tells me you’ll see it, but either way it’s involving Dickweed or Tracy (or both for those who ship that)

  10. Holy Shit, the “Clue Bird” arrived! Looking forward to seeing where this goes.

  11. it’s 10 minutes after 12 and there are already 31 comment… there’s a joke set up here somewhere

  12. Oh, thank God. Let the character development flow!

  13. Thank you for finally giving me Aya in panties.

    1. It seems like the entire real point of this comic was Aya in panties and the dialog was just an extra. I’m not complaining, of course. 😀

      1. wait! there was text!?
        *goes and reads*
        amazing the ferrets in rose’s brain stopped screwing and got back on the wheels!

  14. TOM likes Roses friend and thinks it would be funny if she hooked up with the roomate of the guy whos name escapes me at the moment, not tubby the asshole one

    1. That could be rough … ;
      Nate is developing a dating “thing” with a legal age co-worker;

      Derek (the blond guy – a.k.a. asshole) just announced the past week, he’s moving out of the guys place and IN with a girlfriend no one knew he had!;

      And Steve (The dark haired guy with goatee) is currently boffing Rose’s Mom!

      I don’t know — is Aya even dating, or has Rose got her scared ???

      1. This is why The Negro Guy says there needs to be more black people in the comic.

        1. Minty Phresh agrees with that sentiment.

      2. Nate could date Rose now because Steve found out that she is legal and has told Nate so there really is no problem and also Nate and Miranda are just friends

      3. When was Derek an asshole?

        He might say the wrong thing every now and then, but he’s not a jerk. Which puts him in the minority in this comic.

        1. they messed up. asshole is the one who discovered rose’s actual legality.

      4. Personally, I still have Aya pegged as a closet lesbian

  15. Hmm…I sense a plot inversion coming. Nate now knows he can legally have sex with Rose, while Rose has recognized that a relationship needs more then sex to be fufilling. The gods of irony dictate that the author must now spend several months with Nate desperately trying to have sex with Rose, and Rose holding him off because she’s not ready for another physical relationship yet…

    1. I second that notion.

    2. Sounds about right.

      1. motion concurred

    3. What about Miranda? (You know, the girl that Nate is currently dating?) What happens to her if Nate decides he wants a second chance with Rose? This could be…trouble.

      1. It could be trouble if in fact he WAS dating Miranda, then yes; but he is not, which makes it okay :]

        1. The Negro Guy says Miranda would probably still be upset, if her kissin’ him on the cheek means anything.

        2. Don’t ask me why, but I think I have a higher opinion of Miranda. She seems to be a lot more level-headed then most of the TG crew. She could tell there were still sparks between Nate and Rose. *IF* Nate can man up and explain things to her honestly (maybe not the whole truth…”I can legally tap that ass” may not go over so well) explain that the situation has changed, I expect Miranda to yield in good grace.

          On the Other hand, if Nate tries to pussy-foot about and play the two of them, then he’s a bigger dickweed then Trevor and deserves all the misery he gets

  16. Aya may in fact be one of my favorite characters, just for being the most full of common sense and thus way more inclined to feel like she’s babysitting the world.

    1. The Negro Guy agrees.

  17. some time soon I think purvous makes a return and screws some thing up or just some thing

    1. The Negro Guy says or he can return all normal and relaxed. Then we find out he’s a drug dealer.

  18. Hey Nick, I keep looking at the 2nd panel and though I do think I know the answer, I can’t be 100% sure, is it still basically the middle of the night or is it the next day?

    1. Middle of the night, but Rose has the lights on.

      1. “Rose has the lights on.”

        I see what you did there…

        …and Sir, I Thank You!

  19. so its the middle of the night but what was it in the last comic like 11 pm lol just was makeing me wonder

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