Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Everybody get an umbrella, ’cause the shit is about to hit the fan.
Warning: people in the front three rows may end up shitfaced
I’m in! oh, you meant literally….
Aww…where is The Negro Guy? I look forward to his commentary almost more than the comic.
The Negro Guyis here, and he’s got his industrial-sized umbrella just incase.
I’m stepping behind the fan now – I wanna avoid this mess!
When old ‘Pinky talks about a splash zone, he *KNOWS* what he’s talking about
The Negro Guy always thought pinky went in the stink.
Huh…i’ve been doing it wrong the whole time.
*runs for an umbrella and opens it*
in all seriousness, shit is going to go down. and like one of my favorite comedian once said
“crazy people know when the shit is about to hit the fan, you step to the side of the fan! All you normal people get hit with it”
We the readers are the crazy people, and Nate is the normal person.
Christopher Titus Awesome comedian and man this is about to fucking suck so much ass.
THANK YOU!!!! i wondered if someone would recognize the quote.
and, whats WORSE — he’s gonna WAIT for it!
So very, very, very, very true. And will it be a misunderstanding, or will he give in…JUST-ONE-MORE-TIME? 😮
-turns off the fan and moves away from it-
This won’t end well, will it?
The only way it could end well is if they ended up in a threesome
The Negro Guy says or a drive-by. Just saying.
Oh that Negro guy! What will he say next?
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and the plot thickens
That’s not all that’s thickening. HEY-O!
Dude, if Miranda goes in there and sees those two just talking, he’ll have redeemed himself. Otherwise, have Tracy start quoting Palpatine, because Nate is officially lost.
That said, I might myself make the turn if I were getting my shelves restocked by Tracy, so who am I to judge?
The Negro Guy says Nates about to pull the black card. Prepare the Malt Liquor!!!!
Oh boy, it’s the old “I think we should see other people” speech. But then Miranda steps in and ohhhh, crap; Nate is a dead man. Also, first!!!! Yay, me! 🙂
Jerry! Jerry! *applauds wildly
The Negro Guy says my sentiments exactly.
Tracy would spell this like “we’ll fuck”
I see what you did there.
No Nathan! Don’t take your stupid pills now, you were on a roll!!! Well anyway, nice stuff on the comic.
why does this have to be a bad thing? maybe she will see them going at it and ask to join. that way Nate can cross off two, no make that three things in the man book at once: threesome, interracial, and interracial threesome. epic win is epic.
You has the point there
If Miranda’s personality is anywhere near well-rounded, that is not what will happen. Then again, if Nate can keep his balls at bay, then it will not happen either, and I’m hoping for the latter.
The Negro Guy hopes for the same thing.
The Negro Guy says you know that this is impossible, so why the hell would you even hope? That’s like hoping Brittany Spears goes to law school. Not gonna happen.
Why would you even WANT that? Unlike the Miranda-Nate-Tracy threesome, unlikely as it will be…
The Negro Guy says because The Negro Guy would.
I never knew those were in the man book. I must have an outdated copy.
Two words come to mind: “Oooooooh SNAP!”
Fergie… Get…. the…. frack…. out of my bounty hunters meeting! lol jk
You know those movies where you’re telling the protagonist to “not go into the room” or to “Look behind him, the killer is there?”
Yeah, same thing here, methinks.
DON’T GO INTO THE ROOM!
Methinks this be more like an old western…. and I’m the drunk at the bar saying”Someone call the sheriff, this is gonna get ugly…hey bartender, another round”
The Negro Guy thinks this is mostly gonna be like some hood confrontation. The Negro Guy is gonna be the black guy trying to instigate the fight.
Hmm, maybe they won’t fuck, they’ll just talk… with their pants off… and his dick inside her.
oh yeah, people have sex while they talk all the time. Conversation can be lacking but thats okay.
The Negro Guy says don’t forget pillow talk!!!
The best break ups happen during sex. That way you leave on a good note.
The Negro Guy says you know she can chop off your dick right at that moment, right?
Holy Lorena Bobbit Batman!!!
OMG WHERE IS IT WHERE DID SHE THROW IT!
The Negro Guy says that’s basic Fight Club.
I’m not sure busting in her and then breaking up is what one would call “a good note”
You’re volunteering for the “Nixon in ’12 – now more than ever” campaign, aren’t you?
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The Negro Guy asks is that a flying taco?
I sense a great disturbance in the HBA Closet
This will not end well. 🙁
The Negro Guy says does life ever end well?
Sometimes, but it’s usually not very entertaining to watch, so it doesn’t make for a good comic storyline.
The Negro Guy says exactly.
I suddenly feel like I’m in the front row at a Gallagher show, only what’s going to be coming at me won’t be watermelon…
I am very correct to have my plastic up at this point. I shall score myself five bonus points….
Just get a cup, I hear Scandinavian chicks are into that
The Negro Guy says haha!!!
NO! NO! STOP THIS! NO!
Y’all got it wrong. Waiting in the HBA room is… Purvous! With Nina!
The Negro Guy says that would be funny. Also be funny if Purvous was actually good in the sack.