Quick! Start thinking of hilariously ineffective excuses!
I vote "snake bite."
The Negro Guy says it’s someone else.
Michaela agrees with you.
David also agrees.
Zeper X puts his money on Purvous.
Dan Genesis would like to place his money on Purvous as well.
It’s been far too long since Purvous showed up around these parts…or THOSE parts, I suppose…
oh yeah i think it will be purvous and i also think he will see and go crazy(er)
i agree it could definitly be purvous
or his boss.
Here’s one: She tripped, fell, and her mouth landed on my d**k
Eminem: Guilty Conscience. Funny ass ending.
Foolish The Negro Guy! Little do you know that when you bought the album, my nanomachines laced it with c4! Try getting out of that one, Negro Guy!
yay reference to MGS4
Unlike some people, The Negro Guy has a life. Get one. And I went to youtube, like the rest of the world.
Negro Guy! You will pay for your insolence!!!
The Negro guy says chill the fuck out and smoke herb. You’ll be fine.
Herb… that… actually sounds kind of nice. *lights up*
I’ll get you next time Negro Guy!!!!
Not smokin’ that shit you won’t, says The Negro Guy.
not the tarragon stupid jesus! not the herb were talkin bout
The Negro Guy is talkin’ bout weed. Naturally grown, 100% weed.
And so it begins. This should be interesting indeed.
Not too much 😛 My prediction; She gos QQ about it, and all chances between them are spoiled, which creates enough of a break for him n rose to meet up n talk furtherly before he trys anything with melinda. Unless: Twist, and its someone else walking in, possibly jimi going “GROOOAAAR!”… Thats just my guess 😛
Small known fact that dick in mouth impairs hearing. Can also lead to slack jaw, enlarged tonsils, and sticky lips.
The Negro Guy says and that’s if you don’t deep throat.
This is Minty-Phresh reporting live from the Food Baron. It looks like the shit-storm just hit! I repeat the shit-storm has just hit. Viewers will be advised to stay indoors and away from windows. We are getting word that rescue effort for those trapped inside of the storm are being considered, however it will take time to wade through all that shit. Back to you, Tom.
Thank you Minty, and now for the weather. it’s going to be bright and sunny around Philadelphia for the rest of the week, with only mild cloud sightings predicted later on.
A huge storm has just encompassed the food baron as Minty just said, we expect low sunlight within a three mile radius, and the scent of sewage all the way to the new-York area.
Texans, better get your rain boots on, we are predicting a three week long rain coming in, perfect for those crops you farmers are always complaining about.
As for the rest of the country, you can expect high cloud cover in the southwest, and warm winds all along the north. Thank you.
And now over to Cathy with the sports.
Thank you, Tom. Unfortunately, all major sporting events in the Philadelphia area have been either delayed or canceled. No doubt due to the shitstorm causing chaos throughout the city. And now to Diane with the local school closings.
“Uh…we’re just practicing for a play!”
Talk about taking oral auditions too far, says The Negro Guy.
“You’re welcome to join in, I assure you he hasn’t jizzed yet.”
She says this to Purvous, I take it?
I just realized that 40% of the fun of this site is participating in the comment bonanza. I’d do it on my site but I believe I’d be talking to myself…
I would add a word or two in just for shits and giggles.
o.O OMFG The Negro Guy Spoke about himself in the 1st Person!!!!!! Hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz the world is fixin to end out here!
Sorry! The Negro Guy just got finished with sex and is kind of dazed.
Know the feeling as does the Mrs. as of about two hours ago… that means its time to go again.
The Negro guy says power too you. Mine is asleep right now, and there is no way The Negro Guy is waking her up.
That Special Prostitute Wonders why the hell The Negro Guy was being so damn loud, woke my ass up.
The Negro Guy is wondering why you hallucinate so much. The Negro Guy doesn’t even know you.
That and he’s mine, bitch!
“Hey…Tracy thanks for proving my new lolipop scented wash did NOT turn my dick into a lolipop!
The Negro Guy quotes, “Suck the filling out my twinky!!!”
“Oh no! My penis was freezing solid in the cool room! Good thing Tracy was here, she saved it just in time!”
Hands go up as Tracy goes down. Nate quickly looks around. To his disbelief his jizz did not stay, and in Tracy’s pool of blood it lay. Miranda screams, Nate pulls up his jeans. The police didn’t ask much, just his name, address, loved ones and such. Nate was escorted in to a cell, but not without an “I’m Innocent” yell. Next thing he knew, his throat was filled with goo, much the same way Tracy’s was that day. XD
Yeah, The Negro Guy doesn’t think that will happen.
I know, i was just being creative, writing a poem, it sated my boredom for a bit… ^-^
Still waiting for that knee to the face, even if it’s accidental….
You sir, are awesome
oh no she didnt!
Really? She’s not even black, says The Negro Guy.
“This isn’t what it….okay…this is what it looks like.”
“Don’t come in, we’re filming a music video clip!”
“See I got it caught in the zipper and she was just blowing…Err..nevermind.”
Don’t worry. It’s just the manager.
Impostor! Theres only one NotTheNegroGuy here and he does not use spaces in his name! Educate yourself, Not-NotTheNegroGuy!
The Negro Guy says, “Life! Get one.”
Well if it isn’t The Negro Guy. Come to foil yet another one of my dastardly plans?
You’re not very good in the planning department are you?
Curses! He knows my one weakness!
“This isn’t what you think it is. Tracy is bulimic and her fingers have a hard time going down her throat.”
I don’t think it’s Miranda coming into the room, with any luck it’s poor purvous and he’ll go all coocoo. No one would believe him anyways, and then Nate gets off clean and hopefully manages to finally break it off with temptress Tracy.
“My dick stopped breathing, she’s just performing CPR.”
Now THAT would be an excuse.
As always, great episode. I’m looking forward to seeing how this turns out.
She was giving me mouth to mouth!
Just throwing it out there, but what if it’s Le’stat?
The Negro Guy says good point.
Here is a what if….What if it is Aya? She did leave the house after the “who would be going down on who” talk. May be she is coming to tell Nate that Rose is a little nutty (a little? *quiet you!*), Jimi tells Aya where he last saw him and…..BOOM goes the Aya!
Well, this can’t possibly end well.
1st panel: Aww sweet a putback!
Miranda stays cheerful even as she performs the most menial of tasks!
The Negro Guy could say something…
This made me want to listen to Shaggy, while it may not be a perfect comparison it’s certainly enough for me. Excuse: It wasn’t me…
Ah, good, somebody else was thinking of the same song I was. Considering he’s caught red-handed (or red-dicked, or whatever), what the hell else can he do?